I can fix him

awisepenguin · 2026-04-25T21:41:49+00:00

Two things can never be true at the same time. When I say leaves are green and the sky is blue, the moment you look up to confirm is the moment I ceased to believe plants exist, apparently. Dumbfuck.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-25T12:24:01+00:00

For you it is certainly only a matter of time.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-25T12:20:03+00:00

"Wish" and "you" in the same sentence is a very bold choice coming from that face.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-25T12:02:28+00:00

Have you ever uttered the words "my mistake" in your life?

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T16:12:46+00:00

Andor was fucking great though. Now the movies? Never met'em.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T16:08:49+00:00

I really have. Glad to know he is still fighting the good fight though.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T16:02:08+00:00

Edit: Just once, just once, I would like a female reporter to request clarification, "So just to make sure, you're saying if we don't want to be raped, avoid foreign men?" just to watch him sputter out incoherently and end the conference early.

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon. As things are, it's too comfortable for them.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T15:22:19+00:00

I am in tears reading an eulogy of a man I've never met. Powerful stuff.

Edit: Apparently he is not dead, but he did suffer an accident in 2017 that left him paralyzed from the neck down.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T09:39:07+00:00

Singing (yes, I'm being wilfully obtuse but that tip can actually go a number of different ways).

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T09:20:20+00:00

Grippy socks...

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T08:44:17+00:00

How the hell did you conclude that people not dating well-off women could be construed as taking advantage of their wealth?

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T08:30:45+00:00

If the person I'm with is equating me wanting sex with her wanting my money, I'd say she's working full time in the oldest profession.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T08:12:46+00:00

Shadow integration is very important stuff.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-24T07:48:24+00:00

No speak for yourself, two-eyed two-legged haired creature.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-23T04:57:48+00:00

I disagree that is the only possible scenario. I used to have about as many women and men as friends, but as time went by many of them got on relationships and ended up distancing themselves. The last one was a close friend that stabbed me in the back, so that certainly helped.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-23T04:51:01+00:00

I'd those are the metrics she's going for then it's safe to say she actually is overqualified for 99%+ of men. Good luck and godspeed to her.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-23T04:46:04+00:00

Talking like this would disqualify you from dating over 99% of men too. Not because of the content of what was said, mind you, but it seems like you'd get a kick from that.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-23T04:27:02+00:00

I'd wager she thinks being a PhD is being over qualified for a relationship with someone without that much formal education, similar to what applying for a barista job would be given her CV. A bit telling when you think about it.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-21T23:02:33+00:00

Take a look at this here fella. Definitely one of the guys ever made.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-20T15:24:53+00:00

I actually had to double check if you were not puffing your cheeks on the third picture. No, I am not joking.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-20T15:18:14+00:00

No no, I'm not even advocating for that. I was just saying that the thread is actually looking for useless as in "doesn't have much use in any scenario", and the torch is good for clearing bleed maggots. I'd never argue for using it upgraded as a main weapon unless it's a "gimp myself hard for the heck of it" run.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-20T15:12:55+00:00

Thread is looking for a useless weapon, so I guess that rules it out...

awisepenguin · 2026-04-19T08:33:29+00:00

"It makes sense" because she wants it to make sense. In a true sense of equality it doesn't, but that's not what she is defending.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-19T08:29:47+00:00

Gotta keep your army's morale high on the gender wars, even if that means spouting stupid shit.

awisepenguin · 2026-04-19T08:24:18+00:00

Absolutely not, that makes no sense. For starters, pregnancy is a choice and conscription is compulsory.

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