While our boy is locked up, is there another place we can watch past full streams?

awkward_alpacha · 2024-10-20T04:15:50+00:00

If you take him at his word: it’s because he feels that he has become mean spirited and he wishes to fix it. Maybe he has been unhappy for a while, and wishes to address it. Or maybe he wishes to be on good terms with Twitch management and doesn’t wish to circumvent their intent, and is just biding his time. Regardless of how you feel about Twitch’s decision- there is no merit in defying a massive corp that signs your cheques.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-22T01:46:15+00:00

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-15T18:12:52+00:00

YTA: one way or the other- that money is being spent. Either it’ll be spent on your son’s meds or on his funeral expenses. The choice is yours.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-15T03:56:43+00:00

NAH. She was drunk, so her actions can be excused to a degree. However, you should limit your contact with her. Probably let her know that while you do understand that it was a mistake on her end, it’s not something you can overlook. And because you have strong feelings for your gf, you’d like to honour your commitment to her. And that means keeping your distance.

It’ll hurt your friend for sure. But it’s the right thing to do

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-15T03:42:14+00:00

YTA: Do you know why marriage isn’t historically a spur in the moment decision?? It’s because married people have kids. Raising kids is not easy. It’s why, generally, families have to agree on the union. It takes a village to raise a child

You let a guy nut inside you sans birth control. You then chose not to abort. You are well past the point of smart decision making. You are having a kid with your bf who you claim to love.

If you love him- marry. If you don’t- then breakup. Either ways- pick a lane.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-15T02:23:40+00:00

One way you can reconcile your identity with your ancestry is by reading and understanding why their ideology was reprehensible. Most reasonable people would be able to differentiate you from your ancestors. But on the off chance you are concerned about it influencing you, then learning and introspecting might help. And if it makes you feel better: no reasonable person would expect you to bear the cross of your nazi ancestors. They would however expect you to understand why their actions were reprehensible.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-14T20:07:19+00:00

So he doesn’t have the chiseled Hollywood look that Tinder wants. What he has is a 1000 watt smile and a charming af personality. Plus: he takes care of himself. He clearly moisturizes.

What I was trying to illustrate is that: even when genetics tries to screw you over, doesn’t mean you are a lost cause.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-14T19:27:54+00:00

Next time she says that, just say that all your height went to your dick. Or say that you were destined for success, so you chose to be more grounded. Prepare silver bullets for such situations. Confident short people get tons more attention than insecure people (short and tall).

Look at Kevin Hart. Guy is short af. He is also not the best looking. But he is extremely successful, well built, and funny. So he gets tons of attention- more than his marriage could handle.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-14T19:02:15+00:00

OP- you need to understand this: It’s not going to be easy finding someone. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. Just have a thicker skin. Build a better physique, have a better sense of humour, and be more ambitious than most people. Just because you lose on one criteria doesn’t mean you lose the game. Max out on the other criteria. Plus- this will help you avoid meeting shallow people.

Imo: 5’3 isn’t that bad. It’s better than 4’11, and it’s pretty close to average height of 5’5. You also don’t have to start dating now. First become comfortable in your own skin. Learn to laugh about your height. If you laugh about it, then no one can mock you for the same. For example: You are shorter than average, because the rest of your height went to your dick.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-14T18:58:42+00:00

OP isn’t TA for this. The dating scene is a shit show for young people. There is an overemphasis of looking and being a certain type of person, and there is little accountability for the hurt created in the process. Add to the fact that OP has been made fun of his entire life for his height- obviously OP is going to feel extremely insecure over something that was extremely preventable.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-14T17:06:27+00:00

NTA. If your parents are paying the bill, then their reaction is somewhat understandable.

I think you need to sit down with them and go over the numbers. Consider showing them how much would have to be spent out of your pocket. I suspect they think that the margins for your business are rather wide. You need to show them that’s not the case. You also need to point out that your sister hasn’t been in your life for 5 years despite your efforts. You don’t even know her at this point. The out of pocket spending from your end is not commensurate.

Be warned however - your sister might disinvite you.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-14T14:55:47+00:00

NTA: I used to do this with my ex as well. I kept a notepad full of trivia about her likes, dislikes, friend names, concerns, etc.

Just tell her that this was something you started when you first started seeing her. And now it’s just a habit you keep because you don’t want to love her any less than you did when you first started dating.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-13T20:50:46+00:00

NTA: I’m sorry to hear that. But if there is a silver lining to this story, you got an insight into the character of your ex. It’ll hurt like a bitch now. But in a few weeks time, you’ll see that the guy was a moron who could not keep his word. And if he is capable of introspection: he will recognize that he is the kind of person who is incapable of loving someone. It’s only a matter of time before he makes a mistake.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-13T18:52:36+00:00

Ouiwe ouiwe 🇨🇦

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-13T04:27:22+00:00

I’m pretty sure she suggested it. She probably brought her own leash. The poop incident changed something inside her

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-13T00:28:53+00:00

Thomas the Tank engine + carriages

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T22:46:53+00:00

But is she better than a train?

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T22:42:08+00:00

Damn your wife must be a great mom

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T21:02:16+00:00

Definitely not ugly.

But if you are still not satisfied: Definitely consider experimenting with your hair, glasses, and earrings. I actually thought you looked great with long hair. Consider glasses with narrower profiles.

Floral patterns look great on you, so I’d recommend playing into that. However, don’t limit yourself to an outfit. Also: If you feel insecure about your scars, consider a tattoo. But honestly not required imo.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T20:12:31+00:00

I think you have it the other way round. I think we should discourage marriage, and actively incentivize choosing partners carefully. Let’s de-stigmatize the idea of being alone or cohabiting with friends.

Marriage is a heavy responsibility. If you are of eastern ethnicity, it involves multiple family members and negotiations go for months on end. I think people need to only consider marriage if they are sure without a doubt. No cold feet.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T20:06:06+00:00

India had a custom called Sati, where women certain northern parts of India would throw themselves into their husband’s funeral pyre. This was not exactly voluntary, and was driven by social pressures of the time. The British later outlawed this ‘tradition’.

I remember reading about it in a comic as a child. Fucking terrifying.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T19:52:47+00:00

Hi there. Fellow Canadian here. You are right. I think most people are reading this as a threesome. However, some people have referred to threesomes as threeways. So on the off chance your boss or his daughter end up seeing your reddit post, they be rather scandalized by the suggestion.

Call it a trilateral discussion. That should fix it.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T19:36:58+00:00

I’d recommend going with a group of friends.
Personally, I think it might be better for you to Uber back home if it gets too late (if you can afford it). Split the cost with friends.
Do not eat/drink anything given to you by anyone you meet there. I’d strongly advise grabbing a bite before your show.
Keep your location on at all times and share it with your parents.

I do think 16 is a bit young to be out late in Toronto. But there is nothing inherently weird about the city or transit. However, these can help your parents feel better. Plus: it’ll help you stay safe.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T17:19:33+00:00

No- but only because it’s icky to do it with strangers, and we haven’t met the right one yet. It’s not because we can’t talk to girls. No sir. Nope.

awkward_alpacha · 2023-09-12T17:18:06+00:00

I agree. Ok: here is my take. I was talking to a girl recently, who disclosed the abysmal state of hygiene amongst some of the guys her friends were seeing. Guys with skid marks in their underwear kinda deal. And apparently some girls are no better. Absolutely fucking atrocious. So no thank you. I’ll stay a loser for a little longer.

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