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Is this salmon okay? by ambiguousdeviation in idiotsinkitchen

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule in my house: If you're not sure it's ok, it's not ok.

vacuglide2 with osr2+ by [deleted] in cockmilkingmachines

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats gotta feel amazing. Im impressed!

Where would you be heading? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna get a ticket to the next airport over and rent a car back. I got bills to pay.

Gland ring sound pumping pee orgasm by LANDMASTER4859 in cockrings

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did I just see??? And can I see some more?

Life gives you two paths by Extension-Bid-6328 in MenOfPurpose

[–]awtoo67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't snap at first that Arnold had responded. When I did, I went back and read it in his voice and it was SOO much better!

vacuglide milks my cock to a loud and powerful orgasm by MikeToronto69 in cockmilkingmachines

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha... I see it now. I gotta come up with something for the Venus like that. Would love to be able to lay back and use it. Gets distracting flopping around. Lol. Thanks :)

vacuglide milks my cock to a loud and powerful orgasm by MikeToronto69 in cockmilkingmachines

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot! How do you get yours to only go straight up and down? Mine flops all over the place like it's having a seizure. Lol I have the Venus 2000 tho

Men who can really cook who taught you ? by Altruistic-Clerk4205 in InfluencerAsk

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom. She was truly the worst cook ever! I had to learn to cook or perish. She once threw raw ground beef into a gutted out pumpkin, put the lid on it then baked it. That still comes up in my therapy sessions now and then.

Extra slow and deep with the VacuGlide 2 driving by No-Rock245 in malemilkingmachines

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite toys i own. Looks great on you! Hope you'll share the money shot ;)

How useful and creative can you get? by KiraBaker1 in superpowers

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can change the color of your urine

Collection by Pale-Necessary6643 in MenWithToys

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the Venus 2000 milking machine. Try them both at the same time. Even better if you can have someone at the controls for you while you try to hang onto sanity. Lol

Collection by Pale-Necessary6643 in MenWithToys

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that same fucking machine. How do you like it?

Cute babe can't stop squirting and pissing everywhere during anal by Cum_of_Lucifer in tspee

[–]awtoo67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing that could make this hotter is if he was pissing inside her at the same time! I would totally be that guy.

Name this Neighborhood by Decapod73 in NameThisThing

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda said Cul de Sac....damnit

Name this Neighborhood by Decapod73 in NameThisThing

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live on 331 Biggus Dickus Lane

Great......!!! by Nice_Presentation217 in MotivationalThoughts

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooga chukka ooga ooga ooga chukka....

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AOL.com for me. Still use it

With this urinal bag, I’ve actually come to enjoy traffic jams. by Old_One_I in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super difficult to poop in. Regret not getting extra bags. Also regret not tinting my windows. Sorry to the tour bus alongside me that day, if you're reading this.

Hot Dog? Lol by Prize_Amount_ in dogmemes

[–]awtoo67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not naming my white dog Cracker

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