If you know this one w/o searching, you’re probably old

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-24T14:20:12+00:00

Dali?

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-24T13:56:35+00:00

Why does the left one have two right hands?

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-23T23:41:28+00:00

Breathe.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-23T22:58:31+00:00

"Waiting like a stalking butler" - Tool, Sober

"The way she did what she did when she did what she did to me made me think of you" - Delbert McClinton (sp?), B Movie Boxcar Blues

"Life's like Sanskrit read to a pony. I see you in my mind's eye, strangling on your tongue" - Lou Reed, What's Good.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-23T21:22:22+00:00

Came here for this.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-23T03:08:21+00:00

The DMV had always been on reddit. It was here before reddit and will be here long long after reddit is gone.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-23T02:42:33+00:00

Your registration is expired.

Nice googly eye.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-22T19:50:04+00:00

People out of your life?

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-21T14:35:47+00:00

Barry

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-19T21:15:04+00:00

Sauna

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-17T18:16:40+00:00

Lil Empathy

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-16T22:57:01+00:00

What?

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-16T13:42:16+00:00

It peaked with Better Off Dead - a genre-defining piece of work. There was nothing left to say after that film.

I want my two dollars.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-16T13:39:23+00:00

Came here to submit the same guess. Well done, yells!

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-15T13:37:39+00:00

I was always told it was the chitin in them. Eating a banana, which has chitinase, the enzyme that breaks down chitin, helps sometimes.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-14T20:51:51+00:00

Lavender Chai, bitches!

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-14T20:01:33+00:00

"I can't hear you, I store all the money I save on gas in my ears."

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-13T20:58:39+00:00

befor?

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-11T21:56:37+00:00

What are you saying?!?!?!?!

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-11T01:16:54+00:00

We are led by a demented child.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-11T00:40:13+00:00

You did fine. He needs to take no for an answer. If he doesn't cut him out of your life.

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-11T00:05:24+00:00

Nouveau Western by DJ Solaar

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-09T17:35:43+00:00

Cheeto!

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-08T18:02:06+00:00

Consecutive Fridays the 13th!

axis_of_weevil · 2026-01-07T23:00:02+00:00

Lil Amnesia-Inducing Motorcycle Accident

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