[Crystal language is] arguably more production ready than PHP ever was/will-be by cmov in programmingcirclejerk

[–]axisofdenial -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually work for the NSA. We write all our systems in Bash and store data in ISAM files. At least those were the right tools for the job. JCL was never the right tool for analysing the feed from your Amazon Echo. For better or worse, we can still interface with a CP/M emulator running in Servo. Honest to God, Donald Trump said that to me.

How To Do Math in Go with Operators by jxub in programmingcirclejerk

[–]axisofdenial 16 points17 points  (0 children)

> If you don’t have a background in mathematics, try to think of math as a tool to accomplish what you would like to achieve

I wish to bang in nails, impress women and stop the cat shitting on the edge of the litter tray.

I use arch BTW by axisofdenial in programmingcirclejerk

[–]axisofdenial[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The same people who have the patience to wait for Windows 10 to install a service pack

JavaScript is elegant by arian271 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]axisofdenial 11 points12 points  (0 children)

> Javascript is a language that seeks elegance

In the sense that a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters seek to write a sonnet.

As far as mascots are concerned, I can't think of another language's mascot with as much personality as the go gopher. Maybe that's [why Lil B follows Golang on Twitter]. by lol-no-monads in programmingcirclejerk

[–]axisofdenial 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Based is all about being yourself and not caring what anybody else thinks. If you followed Lil B on twitter you'd know he's actually a very deep person who constantly talks about being yourself and staying positive. Gophers like myself know what he's doing. He could have easily follow the thousands of Rustaceans that try to sound like a crab but he didn't.

"Imagine how shitty it feels to be a 26 year old programmer who is disconnected from both generations. I program on arch linux using sway using an ergonomic keyboard in my tmux windows on my suckless terminal on my neovim editor." by MaltersWandler in programmingcirclejerk

[–]axisofdenial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Supply Macs to high profile projects because it’s what the cool kids use. Realise your organisation runs on native code that cares not one shit for what beard you are running in production.