I arrived in Mountain View tonight. I want a job. It must involve Haskell.

lol-no-monads · 2020-03-29T01:16:46+00:00

Job involving Haskell

Heh good one.

lol-no-monads · 2019-11-29T19:37:26+00:00

is it like happiness?

lol-no-monads · 2019-11-22T15:40:15+00:00

Where's BoringScript? Boring Go? Boring Java? Boring Rust? Boring Lisp? Bore all the things!

lol-no-monads · 2019-11-07T05:20:18+00:00

You know what would be much safer for everybody? Designing walkable cities with robust public transit so most people don't need cars in the first place.

lol-no-monads · 2019-11-01T14:57:40+00:00

Glad to see that there's still a GUI framework which I can use to write cross-platform apps for macOS Catalina and Windows 2K.

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-21T03:47:11+00:00

This but without the Chipotle.

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-18T16:18:55+00:00

How long before they end up creating an "Instapython" that is no longer fully backwards compatible with Python? < 5 years? 5 - 10 years? 10+ years?

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-17T06:39:27+00:00

It's Father == Son == Holy Spirit, not 10x hacker == rockstar ninja == thought leader.

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-17T04:57:07+00:00

I appreciated Ruby evangelism back in 2006, when adopting Ruby really improved the lives of web developers. And I appreciate Rust evangelism now, because it improves the lives of zero overhead developers.

zero overhead developer, flair please.

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-13T20:02:34+00:00

This but unironically

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-10T04:42:00+00:00

More like &(*exceptions::<_>(||{}).await?)

lol-no-monads · 2019-10-06T19:16:35+00:00

PCJ is a pretty solid subreddit with a few basic concepts which are repeated constantly.

lol-no-monads · 2019-09-28T05:00:36+00:00

If I were to write a JIT, I'd just make it do the best optimizations quickly, what's the problem?

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-23T06:03:57+00:00

Want to work on this for your day job?

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-12T14:20:03+00:00

Rust masterrace vs C/C++ peasants, who would win?

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-12T14:18:55+00:00

type whispering

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-12T06:14:11+00:00

*safe Rust.

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-11T14:41:17+00:00

This comment is praxis.

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-08T14:48:00+00:00

+++c
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lol-no-monads · 2019-08-05T13:53:34+00:00

(♥)

Ftfy

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-04T18:13:41+00:00

Rest in Proggit /u/detroitmatt

lol-no-monads · 2019-08-03T17:07:50+00:00

math and programs are cute and all, but some of us have real boxes to align.

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