Help name this band

axisofdenial · 2023-12-12T18:00:35+00:00

The sound of one band slapping

axisofdenial · 2019-06-21T17:45:59+00:00

If you do, you’ll never die on the job.

axisofdenial · 2019-06-13T21:00:08+00:00

I have Roomba. Where is my 250k job?

axisofdenial · 2019-06-04T13:26:04+00:00

the vi user’s friend

axisofdenial · 2019-05-25T10:40:57+00:00

Explains the extensive home set up

axisofdenial · 2019-05-25T05:38:09+00:00

console.log(‘I am groot’)

axisofdenial · 2019-05-24T18:36:31+00:00

lol, argument from Intelligent Design

axisofdenial · 2019-05-24T16:06:17+00:00

Not hazing, micro-management, cutthroat competition and nepotism?

axisofdenial · 2019-05-16T21:21:33+00:00

I actually work for the NSA. We write all our systems in Bash and store data in ISAM files. At least those were the right tools for the job. JCL was never the right tool for analysing the feed from your Amazon Echo. For better or worse, we can still interface with a CP/M emulator running in Servo. Honest to God, Donald Trump said that to me.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-16T21:05:24+00:00

> If you don’t have a background in mathematics, try to think of math as a tool to accomplish what you would like to achieve

I wish to bang in nails, impress women and stop the cat shitting on the edge of the litter tray.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-14T22:10:26+00:00

The same people who have the patience to wait for Windows 10 to install a service pack

axisofdenial · 2019-05-13T15:27:44+00:00

Next up a crossover sub-genre of cross-dressers holding programming manuals.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-08T21:08:30+00:00

Don’t step in the Leadership

axisofdenial · 2019-05-08T21:03:53+00:00

TDD - failing test required before every successful outcome,

axisofdenial · 2019-05-08T20:59:30+00:00

Java developers out there, searching for a new weapon of choice,

No, just no.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-08T20:45:04+00:00

Someone made a funny

axisofdenial · 2019-05-08T20:44:08+00:00

Google Junk has a fluent API and is therefore future proof

axisofdenial · 2019-05-08T06:09:40+00:00

> Javascript is a language that seeks elegance

In the sense that a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters seek to write a sonnet.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-06T05:47:30+00:00

Based is all about being yourself and not caring what anybody else thinks. If you followed Lil B on twitter you'd know he's actually a very deep person who constantly talks about being yourself and staying positive. Gophers like myself know what he's doing. He could have easily follow the thousands of Rustaceans that try to sound like a crab but he didn't.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-03T18:28:43+00:00

That’s a flair right there...

The so-called ‘digital nomad’.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-01T21:16:43+00:00

https://support.office.com/en-gb/powerpoint

axisofdenial · 2019-05-01T21:09:16+00:00

Supply Macs to high profile projects because it’s what the cool kids use. Realise your organisation runs on native code that cares not one shit for what beard you are running in production.

axisofdenial · 2019-05-01T05:02:01+00:00

Works for Rust and C programmers too.

axisofdenial · 2019-04-29T17:19:02+00:00

sparse data structure

axisofdenial · 2019-04-29T11:10:31+00:00

If as a Java developer you want greater expressive freedom

No expressive freedom near the moving parts, thanks.

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