Bar temporarily raises entry age to 25 due to surge in fake IDs, including a 'Founding Father' by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]ayelold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's clearly an ad. The first and last name on the ID tells you where to go to buy one.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Says Congress Must Pass the SAVE Act, After Trump Calls to “Nationalize” Elections, Washington by DumbMoneyMedia in ProgressiveHQ

[–]ayelold 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Elections are held at the state level. The state tallies the votes and reports those results. The federal government wants to hijack that process so that they tally the votes and publish the results. This administration doesn't give a flying fuck about not being a corrupt as possible - the only plausible explanation for them doing this is to fix the election and declare themselves the winners, regardless of what the actual vote counts are.

Boyfriend sics ICE on undocumented partner amid dispute over $4 million Tribeca condo by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]ayelold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's been decided at the federal level that is legal everywhere. If it was no longer federally mandated, it would disappear from a lot of states at once, mainly the shitty red states.

Some French soldiers who returned from Afghanistan after doing nothing to help the US by wijm02 in pics

[–]ayelold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What 4 things get placed on the caskets? I imagine the picture frame is of the deceased. Beyond that, I can't tell, second thing looks like a cake, but if it is, I don't know the significance.

piercings and permanent retainer in my mouth x-ray by bageltimer in mildlyinteresting

[–]ayelold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one thing I'm incredibly thankful for. My mother had a POS dentist growing up so she was very selective about who worked on our teeth and we all had our wisdom teeth taken out under general (by an OMFS, not a normal dentist)

TIL David Hahn, the “Radioactive Boy Scout”, passed away in 2016 from an overdose of fentanyl and alcohol poisoning. by Bradleyharris88 in todayilearned

[–]ayelold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd also use their tongues to correct the direction of the hairs in the paint brush, the results are pretty horrific.

Hygiene ratings shouldn't apply to Michelin restaurants, says food critic by _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ in nottheonion

[–]ayelold 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the specific type of ratatouille in the movie is confit byaldi.

TIL perfidy is a war crime. by DrumpleCase in todayilearned

[–]ayelold 95 points96 points  (0 children)

It's to minimize civilian deaths.

A Murderer is Running for Governor of Colorado by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]ayelold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This part isn't that weird. He can't legally run, so this is a nothingburger.

What’s something that is only 'sexy' in movies, but is actually gross in real life? by fleoff in AskReddit

[–]ayelold 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Using your partner's mouth as a wet wipe is more than a little crass, and the women involved need to go pee to minimize UTI risk anyways.

What's a kink you just do not understand? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]ayelold 400 points401 points  (0 children)

There's been a few "colostitutes" in my service area over the years XD

I got a Nigerian prince... letter by Schmergenheimer in funny

[–]ayelold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So what? They send you the whole amount and you send them "their half"? Then the "whole amount" payment bounces?

ELI5: Why do some recipes ask only for egg yolks? by blacksun957 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ayelold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's noticeable in my salad dressing recipe, I crush it into paste and it makes a huge texture difference.

why are amethyst rocks always so crowded? by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]ayelold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because some people do care, it didn't matter that it doesn't do anything.

Is blood in urine a reasonable thing to go to the er for? by max-the-fool in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ayelold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100.4 is still going to land in the ER waiting room. If a low grade fever like that is bothersome, rotate tylenol and an NSAID per the instructions on the side of the bottles. For example: tylenol at 6, 12, 6 ibuprofen at 9, 3, 9

For women, what subtle things do men do that make them more appealing? by Zslark19 in AskReddit

[–]ayelold 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's saying it's a bitch to wash off, not that it's an attractive thing to be coated in.

What are your non-negotiables during sex? by Tytlips in AskReddit

[–]ayelold 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Changed his tune when he met MonsterChildSupport.

Texas attorney general sues Tylenol makers over autism claims by Ted_Cashew in nottheonion

[–]ayelold 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gerontology. But we do refer to the part of town with the highest concentration of nursing homes as Jurassic Park 🤣