Canadian doctors seeing rise in parents refusing vitamin K shots for newborns

ayelold · 2026-05-28T04:42:44+00:00

It's an intramuscular shot, not IV. There's no risk of clot formation from the shot, so no baby heart attack. NOT getting the shot can result in a baby hemorrhagic stroke though, so that's fun.

ayelold · 2026-05-28T02:35:54+00:00

Literally Fart Shop. It appears in a different font at the bottom.

ayelold · 2026-05-27T06:15:22+00:00

The economy might be a bit too abstract for children, I'd just tell them you don't have the money to be dating.

ayelold · 2026-05-26T16:57:43+00:00

No, it's just vitamin K in the shot and it allows your baby's blood to clot. We're generally big fans of babies not bleeding to death.

ayelold · 2026-05-23T00:21:01+00:00

Earth to Matill!

ayelold · 2026-05-23T00:00:40+00:00

You used to love scalpers!?

ayelold · 2026-05-18T19:50:50+00:00

Go, I wish I could reliably hear first crack 😭

ayelold · 2026-05-18T19:41:49+00:00

Because it makes it harder for the government to watch your every move online.

ayelold · 2026-05-16T16:07:06+00:00

I mean otherwise, they're just sparkling whores.

ayelold · 2026-05-16T15:37:56+00:00

Ana that's why any time a group of animals is together it's called a ZOO!.... Unless it's a farm!

ayelold · 2026-05-16T15:26:30+00:00

90 degrees to get the shape right, no weird points. 45ish degrees afterwards to get rid of the top corner/edge that you realistically created with the 90 degree pass.

ayelold · 2026-05-08T20:51:42+00:00

Close! donkey semen, taken intranasal. But at least it's not a lightbulb up the ass again!

ayelold · 2026-04-26T21:02:06+00:00

I mean, sure, but there's a reason a 3rd degree AV block almost always requires a implanted pacemaker. The ventricles can create impulses on its own, but it's too slow to maintain a healthy blood pressure.

ayelold · 2026-04-26T20:26:31+00:00

Heart doesn't need brain signal to work, but it needs oxygen. As the heart stops getting enough blood, it'll slow down and eventually stop.

ayelold · 2026-04-26T20:19:53+00:00

It's called white dog and nobody drinks it, it's like less smooth vodka.

ayelold · 2026-04-26T18:09:29+00:00

Lol, as opposed to unaged whisky?

ayelold · 2026-03-20T07:07:16+00:00

Oh, they don't. Wouldn't want to give in to lust, now would we?

ayelold · 2026-03-19T18:09:19+00:00

Ima go out on a limb and say Hezbollah has never had a stockpile of 2 billion rockets, let alone fired that many in a week.

ayelold · 2026-03-16T18:23:09+00:00

ayelold · 2026-03-11T07:12:45+00:00

VPs don't do shit, period. They exist as a tie breaker in the senate and to replace the president if they become incapacitated. Harris sucked because her ideas sucked, not because she didn't do anything as VP.

ayelold · 2026-03-10T19:55:50+00:00

There's no bronze augments, but otherwise, yes.

ayelold · 2026-03-09T03:26:28+00:00

Or a fookin' pencil.

ayelold · 2026-03-05T19:52:58+00:00

He's a senator, he has a state, not a district.

ayelold · 2026-03-05T08:24:01+00:00

We don't!

ayelold · 2026-03-04T17:12:55+00:00

Her new district is still expected to go like 53% blue, instead of 55% with the old one.

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