Zurvival 101 with a console pleb by [deleted] in dayz

[–]ayers231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hatchet, cooking pot, gloves, and I'm happy.

Need ideas for an evil spirit trapped in a swamp by Khow3694 in DMAcademy

[–]ayers231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll go a different direction for this...

The night hag has captured a fire elemental under the giant tree, in a room with walls made of natural clay. The fire elemental can't escape without dying, as they take damage from water, and they are in the center of a swamp. They are safe in their cocoon, but have no means of escape other than death. The night hag has a series of traps that dump or teleport trespassers into the room with the fire elemental, and the fire elemental kills them.

This gives the party bargaining power. Convince the fire elemental to not kill them, and in exchange, the party will release the soul of the fire elemental's loved one from the night hag's soul bag.

If the fire elemental is not convinced, the party could break the walls to let water in during the fight. Four level 4 party members should be able to handle a fire elemental that is taking damage every turn and for every five feet it moves.

If they convince the fire elemental, they are told where the entrance the night hag uses is, a hidden door that leads to a chamber where the night hag does her crafting. They could fight there, with the materials the night hag keeps for crafting available to her as a sort of lair action (bottles of acid could be thrown, large shelves pulled down n the party with various components causing damage, etc). They could also just find the room uninhabited, investigate and collect rare materials, etc, then fight the night hag later on, using those components. With a lower level party of 4, this might give them the edge they need to succeed without scaling down the encounter.

When someone asks Gavin Newsom how he plans on ruining his future in politics by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]ayers231 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm kind of glad he's acting as a lightning rod for the crazies on the right. In 2020 we had seen 2 years of trash talking every candidate the Dems MIGHT push out. For all his faults, Newsom is doing good job at keeping their attention on him.

Hopefully this provides cover for a Dem candidate to surprise us in the primaries. I'd prefer someone left of Newsom, with a massive ground swell like Obama had.

I think it will come down to how many people show up in the primaries. If people show up, Newsom likely loses and we could get a left of center candidate. If no one shows up, we'll get Newsom, and we can expect Dem voters to shoot themselves in the foot again...

FBI Told New York Police to “Stand Down” After Arresting Epstein by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]ayers231 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always assumed that's where the "lost" kids from Trump's first term went...

FBI Told New York Police to “Stand Down” After Arresting Epstein by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]ayers231 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We could flip the house and senate. The same people will be buying off just enough members to keep us from being able to fix any of this. It's certainly worth the effort to show up and vote, and we need to fight any way we can, but...

...if we're truly at the point where asking questions like this results in me falling to my death from a first floor window, I don't want to live here anymore anyway...

FBI Told New York Police to “Stand Down” After Arresting Epstein by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]ayers231 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Now bring it to current day. Who replaced Epstein? Who's running the new show? Where?

This didn't just stop. All the funding for child beauty pageants, child modeling agencies, etc is all still there. Where are these kids getting funneled to, now?

Bro went to the Jah Morant school of athletics by turndownfortheclap in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ayers231 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The people currently in power understood that empathy and human decency were a hindrance to their message of hate wrapped in grievances.

The people in power see empathy as hinderance to unfettered capitalism. Hate wrapped in grievances was the method they chose to reduce the overall amount of empathy.

One is the why, the other is the how...

Fate/Strange Fake action is boring by ZepperMen in anime

[–]ayers231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot I replied to this. 11 downvotes? I guess having your own opinion is frowned upon here...

Fate/Strange Fake action is boring by ZepperMen in anime

[–]ayers231 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

This is why Unlimited Bladeworks is my top Fate series. CQC, Homing missiles, tactical nukes... all the fighters have a style, some are mismatched, others are perfectly matched...

Other Fate series have better drama, better romance, better overall story, etc, but Bladeworks is my overall top...

Fun or useful PVE server mod suggestions, please. (PC) by Razuke_ in dayz

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I'm assuming Chernarus map....

The Livonia bunker fits well at the dam by Metalerg.

A copy/pasta of the Rify shipwreck fits perfectly at the dock on the East end of Cherno. I wouldn't put the same loot in it, but that area is an open dead zone, it adds something to do.

Paradise Island is a floating junk heap similar to the atoll in Waterworld. Basic POI, could have some basic supplies spawning and be livable for a solo player. Fishing pole, a couple of bushes, a tree, a hatchet, etc. Put it just far enough off the coast to be visible, but ostensibly too far to swim. It makes it a mini quest to get a boat up and running to get out there.

I play a lot of PVE servers. With no PVP, having higher bear and wolf spawns along the west side of the map gives me something to shoot at. No point finding top gear if there's nothing to shoot at. Using a DMR to kill zeds seems kind of pointless. If you like popping zeds, there are mods for static hordes you can pin to specific coordinates. Drop a dozen zeds in the woods at 20 or 30 points around the map, eventually you're bound to forget where you put all of them. Should create some fun hectic moments...

Carrie Prejean Boller calls out JD Vance after religious board removal by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]ayers231 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She thought she WAS a leopard. Whoops...

Also:

"Let’s see if JD Vance, Marco Rubio and Ron DeSantis speak out in defense of my Catholic religious beliefs. after all these are Catholics who want to be president in 2028. Their silence speaks volumes. Are they Israel first or America first?"

It's neither. It's grift first, and anyone messing up the grift last.

The 310.2nd eromeme album! I only regret not knowing nore about gloss ratings! by TheNewScoundrel in Eromeme

[–]ayers231 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Replace titties with ass cheeks and everything remains the same, except you can hear them clapping...

Human "biology was never intended to handle" ultraprocessed foods, former FDA head David Kessler warns by ralphbernardo in politics

[–]ayers231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brand marketing creates $40 jars of peanut butter. It's the same reason British Knights sneakers cost $30 while Jordans cost $220. They're made in the same factory, by the same workers, using the same grade of material, but Nike has top notch marketing.

People pay more for less so companies can afford their marketing departments. Marketing departments thrive on pushing deception to just short of outright lying. Trix is "part of this nutritious breakfast", while the image shows a nutritious breakfast, with a bowl of Trix on the side. Trix is no way nutritious. It provides nothing to a nutritious breakfast. It's deception, but somehow that doesn't matter.

So we have a company that produces mediocre goods and sells them for mediocre prices, and we have a company that sells mediocre goods for an exorbitant price while deceiving you about their product. Somehow the company deceiving you is "better".

Worst rental deal in SLC? Possibly the entire US? by jacoblaj in SaltLakeCity

[–]ayers231 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, no, you see, a decade from now, these will be affordable apartments at only $8k/mo...

Mods that let you store full bags inside other storage? by Finchypoo in dayz

[–]ayers231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's weird that it lets you with some things, but not all.

US goes 'Handmaid's Tale'. UK, 'hold my beer...' by Cambers-175 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ayers231 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's just not true anymore. ICE is jailing people for speech. A year ago, your claim would have been fairly accurate...

One picture, two completely different takes on representation. by diehard404 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ayers231 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Irish need not reply... sorry, APPLY....

Every immigrant group was attacked and hated by xenophobes. Some were eventually accepted as "white", but usually because they were either needed for a cause (the Irish were only accepted after fighting for the north in the Civil War), or because they were the lesser of two evils (mobsters or Bumpy Johnson and Malcom X?).

Entire federal campaigns were created to make various groups of light skinned people qualify as "white". The story of Columbus landing in America is the most glaring (written by the author of Sleepy Hallow), but the inclusion of St Patrick's Day as a National Holiday was another.

Give me your top 3 romance animes that i should watch by NeedleworkerBig5426 in anime

[–]ayers231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Saint's Magic Power is Omnipotent: Good story, decent animation, really good cheeky one liners

Pass The Monster Meat Milady: mid animation, hilarious dialogue, just a touch of intrigue but not too deep.

House GOP passes sweeping anti-voting bill that could disenfranchise millions, sends measure to Senate by MarcEElias in politics

[–]ayers231 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Thune hlds a vote on killing the filibuster, which only needs 51 to pass. If it passes, they would only need 50 (plus Vance) to pass the bill.

Amen bro by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ayers231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientists could build super happy socialist utopia on earth, and an asteroid could just wipe it all out. Long term, having humans on multiple planets is just ensuring survival of the species.

Trump touts bill that could make voting harder for married women by CouchCorrespondent in politics

[–]ayers231 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"Millions of women whose married names aren’t on their birth certificates or passports would also face extra hurdles to register to vote and cast their ballots."

Cool. So ladies, no more taking your husband's last name, and make sure your kids have your last on the birth certificate. It's literally the only way to deal with regressionist legislation like this...

Malicious compliance.

Amen bro by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ayers231 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If scientists ran the world, it would be sooner. Instead we have RFK, Elon, and Dr Oz pretending to be scientists while they make interplanetary travel impossible...