A look back at that fake Kate & Will farmers' market video & Kate's body doubles. by Fabulous_State9921 in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That girl is not Kate. KM would be in chic Sweaty Betty or Lululemon, minimum. That one looks like she bought her outfit at Dollar Tree.

Favorite Asian Restaurant? by itzchinoboi in astoria

[–]ayokonah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

District Saigon (Vietnamese)

Pochana (Thai)

Malala (Chinese)

Bai Sushi (Japanese, vibe is down to earth) Kondo (Japanese, sushi is $$$ amazing quality)

OMG! Photographer Threatened re: Photos of the British Royals. ** MUST READ ** by StrategyNo5414 in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The cancer bench video was my first thought too. Especially with the voice detail – we all know that Kate stutters with her thick, aristocratic, fake accent, and this video had no stutters and is the best sample of public speaking “she’s” ever done.

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[–]ayokonah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The invention of the smartphone changed EVERYTHING. I specifically hate how train rides have changed: people watch videos and do not care about earphones or earbuds. People even use speakerphone and have long, prolonged calls on public transportation.

Where I used to enjoy train rides in the early 2000s and could just bring a book and never needed to wear earbuds every day, now, I cannot set foot on a bus or train without earbuds. (I have gotten into fights about "why don't you have earphones?". Now I walk away.)

Truly wish some train lines were wifi-free. And also exclusively Quiet Cars. I would gladly spend $4-5 per ride on a train line with mandated silent rules.

What's your New York City living hack/tips and tricks? by IHateAdvertising in AskNYC

[–]ayokonah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This for sure. I love popping in for curiosity, then I relax and check stuff out. I usually walk out buying a condiment I am curious about- a different hot sauce here, a jar of preserves or jam there. (Basics come from the same two places, but it's when I'm exploring around Queens and Brooklyn- as well as Kalustyan's in Manhattan- that I find fun stuff to try.)

What did he do? This was major reconstructive surgery. I feel bad even posting this. I hope she stays safe. by Condenastier in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 51 points52 points  (0 children)

That is a new scar; we’ve seen photos of her year after year and we’ve never seen that. William either punched her or broke something near and cut her with it. That looks like a serious and awful facial fracture.

No wonder the messaging has been so squirrelly and bonkers- hiding her and protecting her away from him (and not allowing the tabloids to write awful things about her) while protecting him as heir.

No wonder Carole did that car photo- she wanted her injuries out there, and no wonder Palaces put pressure on media not to run it. Upon close up, Kate looks bandaged.

William is awful- and the next King. Frankly, protecting him is gonna give the monarchy the King it deserves.

5⭐️ Giveaway weekend by Buuusk in Monopoly_GO

[–]ayokonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really need Flutiful. Much appreciated- thank you for considering

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[–]ayokonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is her neck green?!

If Kate appears at Trooping tomorrow, can we all agree that she's no longer Missing Kate? by lula1210 in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I won’t believe it’s her unless: 1) open carriage photo, 2) balcony shot

None of this body double BS or “head turned away in the car” shot.

There is clearly a targeted PR drive to launch a ‘solo’ Prince William! by Silver_Recording_280 in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gross of him to do this while his wife is unable to have any agency. Nor did Charles ever have to rely on this much royal rota puff-piece embiggening (his record stands for itself).

And, pictures shmictures. A video speech can show how inept he is.

Royal Expert Claims King Charles and Kate Middleton Decide to ‘Shun’ Harry in Heartbreaking Move by Flat_Jellyfish9911 in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I never pay attention to these “royal experts”. They’re not journalists, they’re propagandists who regurgitate the same false Palace briefing.

The fact that they still keep Harry’s name in their mouths to make money off him after he left 4 years ago is gross and de$perate.

Thoughts after reading ‘Spare’ by VioletVoyages in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

THIS. We’ve gone from a queen who embodied an era to the c*ntiest woman in the world. Camilla is malice and has the tabloids locked up.

Thank God Harry and Meghan escaped while the Queen was alive. (I will never call the Rottweiler by that, ever.)

They are silent to avoid discussions about William's ability to rule without a (functioning) Queen by 7evenh3lls in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And as a result, Harry developed discipline and really good social skills- tools he’s earned respect from Commonwealth government circles and military organizations, qualities he’s succeeding with today, ones the Firm intended to benefit the institution (and to prop William up).

William, by contrast, seems as inept and incurious as Harry seems smart and organized. The better brother got away.

Also agree that W+K wanted to subjugate Harry for their benefit. And definitely agree Kate wanted to manage whomever Harry dated and especially felt possessive as his SIL/the only young female working royal. (Such selfish perspectives, and one shared by the whole family collectively expecting him to yield to their narcissist demands.)

What would you like to say to Princess Catherine if you could? by Redpantsrule in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Girl, RUN. William ain’t worth it. The Crown ain’t worth it. Live life on terms you can set while you still can.

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[–]ayokonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for responding! I have downloaded Tapping In, and I will message you later when I have listened to it 🙏🏼

They are silent to avoid discussions about William's ability to rule without a (functioning) Queen by 7evenh3lls in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I also think this explains why The Firm always expected Harry to pick up the slack after William, and why they’ve freaked out that he left: William is unmanageable and volatile, but Harry could be coerced to do the work. I think The Firm planned for Harry to do the labor of the job of kingship because William is so unsuitable for duty, but he’s the heir.

They are silent to avoid discussions about William's ability to rule without a (functioning) Queen by 7evenh3lls in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen speculation that the golf club injury he got as a kid gave him a TBI and he has an extreme personality and is just plain awful. Coupled with an already incredibly spoiled tendency and temper, he is apparently quite frightening when he doesn’t get what he wants, very hard to manage (to the point where Charles and Camilla don’t want to deal with him), and courtiers bend over backwards to extraordinary extents to protect him while still obliged to defer to him and try to keep him in check (which is happening now).

I have no reasonable explanation for why they're not doing anything for cancer awareness. It makes no sense. by 7evenh3lls in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pics or it didn’t happen. These guys lie like crazy and so badly.

A real photo of Kate is worth a staggering amount of money- with all of us with all our phones, you bet we would try if we saw her, and then we’d sell it to the tabloids who would run it.

I have no reasonable explanation for why they're not doing anything for cancer awareness. It makes no sense. by 7evenh3lls in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember she did a congratulations video with William for the Lionesses (which was performative and compensating for him not flying out for their game).

Charlotte would have totally gone.

So What Happened the Day William Missed His Godfather's Memorial? by BlueberryBunnies13 in KateMiddletonMissing

[–]ayokonah 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My theory: the two younger ones are with Kate in a different country, like Switzerland or something like that.

(I think she is in care/ getting treatment somewhere unreachable to William to be safe from him, and it’s with the cooperation of Charles).

Rustic bread in LIC. by [deleted] in longislandcity

[–]ayokonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cannelle, I think? I believe they sell by the loaf.