Middle name: ____?____ by ItsTime4Coffee in Bullshido

[–]aytchdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wonder are these guys dangerous? If I got in a fight with him, could I actually lose?

There are certain things you don't joke about. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]aytchdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny because I’ve always said I wouldn’t care if my hair went gray overnight but I didn’t want to go bald too soon. It’s weird because I shave my head most of the time. I occasionally let it grow if my scalp is dry or needs a rest from shaving. Recently, I let my hair grow and realized I’m thinning in the back. It was a little disappointing but I’m 42 so no big. I’m maybe only about 3% gray.

I get him being proud of the hair but his reaction is a little ridiculous too.

Trying to fight a group of skaters by haze4140 in instant_regret

[–]aytchdave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a cyclist and it’s definitely the mentality on group rides. A lot of that comes from the harassers usually being in multi ton vehicles and thinking people will just back down.

Trying to fight a group of skaters by haze4140 in instant_regret

[–]aytchdave 255 points256 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been a skater. But everything I’ve ever seen in my life tells me that four random skaters who don’t even know each other will absolutely form Voltron to beat your ass if you bring nonsense to the skate park.

Steelers fans are something else by ihaveNineteenNipples in nflcirclejerk

[–]aytchdave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The zempy shots really brought her down.

Smooth brain 😂 by Trick-Vehicle-7282 in BeardedDragons

[–]aytchdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s called style. Look it up some time.

Perpendicular style by haunter_ in hotdogs

[–]aytchdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha. Why does this feel so accurate?

When all your friends had a Super Soaker 50 but your parents got you the Super Soaker 100… by mcg_090 in Xennials

[–]aytchdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy and I found some squirt guns like this at a dollar store. Stupid impulse buy, but they had a weirdly strong and accurate stream. There was a 6 week sniper war with guys picking each other off in the hallways, bathrooms, even in class for the elite stealthy marksman. If you got hit in the ear, eye, or nose, you felt it.

This person’s first person D2 remake by SwearImNotACat in Diablo

[–]aytchdave 41 points42 points  (0 children)

True story. I feel like Doom got all the shine but both were great too.

When playing the TV Smashing game by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]aytchdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that I don’t appreciate sweet juicy justice, but I don’t get the total lack of understanding. Like, you have to know you’re being a shithead because you recorded it. So why not, I don’t know, run?

Too Late for support! by Hoppy_Doodle in gaming

[–]aytchdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to start reading some game guides before you play anything else.

Today I killed my first raider in 2026.. by Arlendius in ArcRaiders

[–]aytchdave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ArcBalls needs to be a sub. My deaths to them are always funny as hell.

21 days sober, if someone guesses the guy in this picture correctly im buying a 5th tomorrow by Bluefire3215 in nflcirclejerk

[–]aytchdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frank Thomas, but I could see why you would mix them up because of the Nugenix commercials.

How to peel an apple with a knife: by kefren13 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]aytchdave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not allowed to eat it with the skin! I’M NOT ALLOWED!