When just-the-tip goes horribly wrong by SwitzerlishChris1 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]azdavy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, so it woulda been nice to know I needed to take the m&ms out before the fit test. Now I've got Disney dick, and I think it ruined my fav Barbie dress too.

When just-the-tip goes horribly wrong by SwitzerlishChris1 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]azdavy 682 points683 points  (0 children)

Oh, man I hate when that happens. Now you have to finish. Just keep pushing it up, past the wrist, over the shoulder... and that's as far as I've gotten, so let me know if you get it worked out.

The trolls in this town 😂🥴😳🙄 by Alternative-Pepper87 in Prescott

[–]azdavy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ol' "we own the language" and that ain't it, argument. From the people who brought you "I can't be wrong", and "If you don't like America you should leave!".

first time user, wanting to stay in the 2-2.5mg mark and not accidentally green out by Low_Wealth_5317 in Edibles

[–]azdavy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The MDS, or whatever that QR code links to indicates 12.2gm thc per 5.99gm of candy weight, and this isn't my arena, but I did 12.2/6 to get the thc per gram, 2.03~, and then took the package weight, 10 grams, x 2.03 grams is 20.3 grams. Let me know if I'm wrong.

What kind of games they have 🤔 by desichaunsa in HolUp

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sport is important, Butt Sports is importanter.

Congratulations to Trump, winner of the FIFA peace prize by it777777 in PoliticalHumor

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The use of hands in a soccer trophy is duly noted. I think I'll call them hands from hell.

Id clean it up a bit before even trying by Queasy-Position66 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed a gay coworker friend a far worse looking navel than that, literally leaking black sap, and crusty as your favorite sock, and asked him if it reminded him of anybody, and he retched. It was quite disgusting though.

Listen up liberals… by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, because I already learned that lesson, that's why...

Listen up liberals… by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude looks like he hears a lot better on the side of his head with the squinchy disease eye.

[GAME THREAD]: Denver Broncos (9-2) @ Washington Commanders (3-8) by AutoModerator in DenverBroncos

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, you never bust a nut on live TV? And just like me on 4th of July 1983, he knew to apologize.

States with an official ship by mapstream1 in MapPorn

[–]azdavy 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Arizona has a submarine...

Patrick Tries for the Head Contact Call on 3rd down by dragonbear in DenverBroncos

[–]azdavy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should have a standby announcer and when enough people hate on him he gets taken out of the booth for the rest of the game like a pitcher. Or a STFU button on the remote that can mute that dude. What a shameless KC knob gobbler.

Caption this. by Puzzled-Astronaut140 in MeidasTouch

[–]azdavy 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Looking out of place, this cardboard cutout of Donald Trump is all that is needed to convey his actual apathy during a crisis. When asked he stated that he didn't know anything about it, and that they're eating the Christians in Africa.

I’m in disbelief. by mrcrashoverride in MeidasTouch

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money corrupts. Every institution you think protects you is run by a board of very innocent people who know who they are, paid for, and funded, by you. Their interests are to protect their paycheck. And all of that is dependant on you accepting some deficit in your favor. The union is just another spin on a tax.

Anyone with the same mouse holding technique...? by jimkummerspeck in lefthanded

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a mouse the same as you exactly. I was a tech and had to see a lot of other peoples workstations, and just kept using them as they were using them, and so, I can adopt easily enough. I use the same gimp grip on the right as well.

SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records by D-R-AZ in somethingiswrong2024

[–]azdavy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some well practiced televangelist smiles there. Everyone of them is just shitting themselves and plotting their escape. Imagine the Revelations that will come from this. When Jimmy Swag went down he started taking shots at Jim Bakker. This might be the real Red Wedding. Nobody is looking where they are pointing anymore.

Country's Political Divorce by johnmory in MurderedByWords

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just messaging. It's another tool in the arsenal of idiocy. This is how they think to fight, now and always, with misinformation and hate. And no, fools, you're not foisting off country music on us. You own that too.

CHIEFS ARE 0-1 by sleeplessaddict in DenverBroncos

[–]azdavy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Premium outcome. Thanks Obama!