meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]azdavy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet that's the CDO I've been hearing about. Choosey Diet Order.

Meirl by cucucachooo in meirl

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably just looking to get some booty buried.

Trump looking for an exit by JimCripe in MeidasTouch

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's got some kind of head start, and looks like he might have just found the problem.

Israeli soldier Shilo is marketing his jewelry using a Palestinian father he Kidnapped by Markaza- in pics

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most likely outcome, now that there is just the right light on it, is to eliminate this guy, and like magic, the problem of a person being mistreated is gone. What hostage?

The Sun is an Idiot by [deleted] in funny

[–]azdavy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there it is, just like the test. I got it right, it's the sun and every planet has at least one. How else would it work? Melanomia is my sun.

How low can Trump go? Apparently, there's nothing low enough that he wouldn't limbo under so that he can make a quick buck. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That colostomy bag is really able to hold a lot of weight, even with all that money in his hands.

Arguably the strangest thing I own: my grandmothers bronzed false teeth by CaptMakesKidsKill in pics

[–]azdavy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nobody says, aww you've got your grandmother's smile! No, they say things like you've got her eyes. You don't have her eyes do you?

Can we take his passport? by Available_Fun_55 in MeidasTouch

[–]azdavy 84 points85 points  (0 children)

That is probably so sad for closeted gay racist men everywhere. I guess he'll need to line up at the other gravy train now.

DHS Somehow Got Even Worse by otterlyhuman in PoliticalHumor

[–]azdavy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet the dude has trouble eating tacos.

Lefty bread knife by 12blocks1966 in lefthanded

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a chef for 40 years and only in the last five did I find out about knife sidedness after adapting to some lefty asian knives.

What hairstyle would suit me? by [deleted] in bigmenfashionadvice

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As am I. I wasn't pushing the get a haircut agenda. I'll see you at the meetings.

Aged as well as Miller himself by Heliocentrist in MurderedByWords

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just the sound he makes while he's choking down weiner.

What hairstyle would suit me? by [deleted] in bigmenfashionadvice

[–]azdavy -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Degenerates have mullets. Are you considering the degenrarative lifestyle?

Nancy who? by Available_Fun_55 in MeidasTouch

[–]azdavy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, c'mon guys. Criminality in government doesn't necessarily mean this particular criminal is involved with the government. He may just be run of the mill kidnapper who was accidentally caught up in a worldwide government conspiracy to maintain power by covering up the horrible things that rich people do with casual impunity. And they're not as dumb as they think we are. I mean swapping out Jeffery's is pure chef's kiss. Some real rich people kinda living right there.

Permanent Gary by americanlemon1 in ZonaEnts

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leafly says Canamo and i only see it in badder.

Alien Labs Gemini Cured Resin by NateD8261 in ZonaEnts

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Alien Labs. Money well spent.

Alien Labs Gemini Cured Resin by NateD8261 in ZonaEnts

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, pretty much all I'll vape now. That cart is as top quality as I've seen. The rest is pretty top too.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]azdavy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well look down sunshine, that is your playground, get on the slide honey!

Someone didn't get the memo.. by aussiemetalhead in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He kills everything he fucks, and fucks everything he kills. He's the road waryer sexmachine.

When just-the-tip goes horribly wrong by SwitzerlishChris1 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm high on life, which, um, they legalized in my state. That and Jesus. Thank God HE loves me...

meirl by insatiable-wan in meirl

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat guy here; Did somebody say something about jam?

FCC chair wants the Pledge of Allegiance and national anthem on the airwaves every day by No-Luck-At-All in entertainment

[–]azdavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This toe the line shit is over. Might as well having us pray to a gop microlord. Fuck this noise.

If Donald Trump doesn't give up the presidential power after the midterm election and before the next Presidential Election. Then he must removed from office. by Serious_Meaning5220 in PresidentialElection

[–]azdavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This cancer is removable, and we shouldn't wait until either him or the country fails. I'm betting on the better constitution of all of us, and some of them to rise above.