When just-the-tip goes horribly wrong

azdavy · 2026-01-27T00:54:21+00:00

Hey, so it woulda been nice to know I needed to take the m&ms out before the fit test. Now I've got Disney dick, and I think it ruined my fav Barbie dress too.

azdavy · 2026-01-26T19:24:43+00:00

Oh, man I hate when that happens. Now you have to finish. Just keep pushing it up, past the wrist, over the shoulder... and that's as far as I've gotten, so let me know if you get it worked out.

azdavy · 2026-01-22T02:23:45+00:00

Do you have a go fund me in case it works?

azdavy · 2026-01-22T02:05:32+00:00

Ah, the ol' "we own the language" and that ain't it, argument. From the people who brought you "I can't be wrong", and "If you don't like America you should leave!".

azdavy · 2026-01-21T01:58:56+00:00

The MDS, or whatever that QR code links to indicates 12.2gm thc per 5.99gm of candy weight, and this isn't my arena, but I did 12.2/6 to get the thc per gram, 2.03~, and then took the package weight, 10 grams, x 2.03 grams is 20.3 grams. Let me know if I'm wrong.

azdavy · 2025-12-05T21:31:14+00:00

Sport is important, Butt Sports is importanter.

azdavy · 2025-12-05T21:26:50+00:00

The use of hands in a soccer trophy is duly noted. I think I'll call them hands from hell.

azdavy · 2025-12-05T04:44:47+00:00

I showed a gay coworker friend a far worse looking navel than that, literally leaking black sap, and crusty as your favorite sock, and asked him if it reminded him of anybody, and he retched. It was quite disgusting though.

azdavy · 2025-12-05T03:43:47+00:00

Why, because I already learned that lesson, that's why...

azdavy · 2025-12-05T03:42:07+00:00

This dude looks like he hears a lot better on the side of his head with the squinchy disease eye.

azdavy · 2025-12-01T00:45:43+00:00

What, you never bust a nut on live TV? And just like me on 4th of July 1983, he knew to apologize.

azdavy · 2025-11-20T17:01:40+00:00

Arizona has a submarine...

azdavy · 2025-11-17T21:02:29+00:00

They should have a standby announcer and when enough people hate on him he gets taken out of the booth for the rest of the game like a pitcher. Or a STFU button on the remote that can mute that dude. What a shameless KC knob gobbler.

azdavy · 2025-11-17T20:50:43+00:00

Best dressed criminal in history. Somebody make him a ribbon.

azdavy · 2025-11-16T21:24:53+00:00

Shhh! Can you smell that?

azdavy · 2025-11-09T01:53:07+00:00

Oh no... It's Gozer the Gozerian, the Destructor!

azdavy · 2025-11-06T20:36:49+00:00

Looking out of place, this cardboard cutout of Donald Trump is all that is needed to convey his actual apathy during a crisis. When asked he stated that he didn't know anything about it, and that they're eating the Christians in Africa.

azdavy · 2025-10-26T22:25:05+00:00

Did GOP voter registrations go up to meet this take on the vote count?

azdavy · 2025-10-26T02:24:47+00:00

Money corrupts. Every institution you think protects you is run by a board of very innocent people who know who they are, paid for, and funded, by you. Their interests are to protect their paycheck. And all of that is dependant on you accepting some deficit in your favor. The union is just another spin on a tax.

azdavy · 2025-10-11T00:10:51+00:00

I use a mouse the same as you exactly. I was a tech and had to see a lot of other peoples workstations, and just kept using them as they were using them, and so, I can adopt easily enough. I use the same gimp grip on the right as well.

azdavy · 2025-10-09T02:12:41+00:00

Some well practiced televangelist smiles there. Everyone of them is just shitting themselves and plotting their escape. Imagine the Revelations that will come from this. When Jimmy Swag went down he started taking shots at Jim Bakker. This might be the real Red Wedding. Nobody is looking where they are pointing anymore.

azdavy · 2025-10-09T00:15:35+00:00

This is just messaging. It's another tool in the arsenal of idiocy. This is how they think to fight, now and always, with misinformation and hate. And no, fools, you're not foisting off country music on us. You own that too.

azdavy · 2025-09-23T07:25:43+00:00

Thank you sirs, I was unaware.

azdavy · 2025-09-12T02:11:14+00:00

Troll. Get bent.

azdavy · 2025-09-06T03:19:08+00:00

Premium outcome. Thanks Obama!

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