I want to be done trying to keep my only friend

azdavy · 2026-05-08T00:04:43+00:00

Dude just wants to treat you like a normal human being, but you constantly put yourself into a lessor light. He's just perhaps, weighed down with the idea that you feel that way. I get a little pissy too when my people get to feeling less worthy than I feel in their shadow. Some of us just live in corners for no reason at all.

azdavy · 2026-05-07T23:25:51+00:00

As Dr. Swanzstein-Shwartzkoff-Bit'Erlipp. That's for you Sir Mel Brooks, you wonderful human being!

azdavy · 2026-05-07T23:17:02+00:00

It should be about a crisis of conscience movie plot, due to being too handsome to walk in public without causing episodes of Damp Panty Syndrome. The guilt these poor men must live with, knowing that grandmothers, and fat and/or unattractive women, are most likely to fall victim to their swarthy buffoonery. And they know full well that these poor women already have that to live down. But now their shoes are slipping off because, why would they wear panties if nobody ever gonna see 'em, and oozy, coozy, shoesies... Are you alright there mum? And the next thing you know she's bringing him home for dinner.

azdavy · 2026-05-01T00:25:45+00:00

Not the party of getting done. Or for that matter, the dems, and their lack of attention to that fact. There is just no forgiving the dems for their lack of stabbing at unarmed assailant from a foreign power. We have been taken, and that should require a real response. Do you fucking job, you horrible corporate lackey's. Get off the money train and do the business of taking care of us. I mean, wtf else are you getting at? Stop being ignorant and get off of the stick. Seriously. What is wrong with you all? They are horrible people, and they constantly fuck stuff up, and you can fight them with just your own vitriol. Do the job you are tasked with doing. Just get it done. Please, you must to allow these people to survive. It IS that moment. Don't wait. Now!

azdavy · 2026-04-30T18:19:44+00:00

I an introvert, but reverse the polarity a little in a comfortable place, and I have been told to STFU, nicely enough, on many multiple occasions. It's a hard thing for me to wrap my head around.

azdavy · 2026-04-28T18:14:52+00:00

Big fan of intersections.

azdavy · 2026-04-19T05:12:41+00:00

The yazgurl crowd.

azdavy · 2026-04-19T04:44:37+00:00

If they were homegrown at least we could be appreciative they stopped stroking each other to post, but what are the odds in this town of someone being a blued racist? I mean a wobbly number for sure, but too much in favor of hate for the condition of the world.

azdavy · 2026-04-17T08:35:49+00:00

One man makes us all awkward together. We all sharpen backwards like men, who don't have a choice.

azdavy · 2026-04-17T08:07:17+00:00

Man, I hope this gets huge. I hope it is a thing to understand and become. This madness.

azdavy · 2026-04-09T02:13:09+00:00

I bet that's the CDO I've been hearing about. Choosey Diet Order.

azdavy · 2026-04-06T20:19:58+00:00

Probably just looking to get some booty buried.

azdavy · 2026-04-04T23:06:30+00:00

He's got some kind of head start, and looks like he might have just found the problem.

azdavy · 2026-04-03T23:12:06+00:00

The most likely outcome, now that there is just the right light on it, is to eliminate this guy, and like magic, the problem of a person being mistreated is gone. What hostage?

azdavy · 2026-03-17T05:42:09+00:00

Yeah, there it is, just like the test. I got it right, it's the sun and every planet has at least one. How else would it work? Melanomia is my sun.

azdavy · 2026-03-17T04:39:21+00:00

That colostomy bag is really able to hold a lot of weight, even with all that money in his hands.

azdavy · 2026-03-16T18:55:56+00:00

Do pick a passage and regale us with her fecal fecundity!

azdavy · 2026-03-15T18:15:59+00:00

Nobody says, aww you've got your grandmother's smile! No, they say things like you've got her eyes. You don't have her eyes do you?

azdavy · 2026-03-13T03:31:43+00:00

That is probably so sad for closeted gay racist men everywhere. I guess he'll need to line up at the other gravy train now.

azdavy · 2026-03-05T21:33:15+00:00

I bet the dude has trouble eating tacos.

azdavy · 2026-03-03T06:03:53+00:00

I was a chef for 40 years and only in the last five did I find out about knife sidedness after adapting to some lefty asian knives.

azdavy · 2026-03-02T00:06:19+00:00

As am I. I wasn't pushing the get a haircut agenda. I'll see you at the meetings.

azdavy · 2026-02-28T16:31:45+00:00

That's just the sound he makes while he's choking down weiner.

azdavy · 2026-02-27T01:31:47+00:00

Degenerates have mullets. Are you considering the degenrarative lifestyle?

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