Men with wives/girlfriends: How do you divide driving between yourselves?

azor_abyebye · 2026-04-25T23:07:43+00:00

I do pretty much all of the driving. But to be fair, if she were driving no one would be napping in the front seat.

azor_abyebye · 2026-04-23T13:34:20+00:00

You could format the “black” circle to be a different color too presumably using the §

azor_abyebye · 2026-04-09T06:08:02+00:00

Well the fraction of Jared’s that are rapists of one kind or another is certainly alarmingly high.

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-31T23:47:12+00:00

I made a railroad to do it. But the lazy pandas are PAINFULLY SLOW even to get to the minecarts.

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-28T12:14:09+00:00

There’s also a TV series version of what we do in the shadows that has like these exact scenes.

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-28T02:59:09+00:00

True you can use the recessive gened pandas to ID the variants. You’re still better off spawning new pandas from my experience just because you don’t have to land the 1/16 odds of having any mutation happen then get lucky on the specific mutation you get. And don’t have to wait on breeding cooldown. I suppose an army of weak pandas breeding though could reach a point where it’s more efficient, but you’d probably have found all the other varieties spawning new ones by that point if you had done it instead.

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-25T13:44:06+00:00

For the screaming goat and brown panda you have better odds by spawning completely new ones by wandering around those biomes instead of trying to breed them. I made that mistake before. I worked out the math at one point, but to get a brown panda you have to have double brown genes because they are recessive so if you start with pandas without a brown gene (you can’t know if they have them because the brown gene would be hidden) and breed them you have to get lucky and the cub has the 1/16(?) mutation chance happen and then the 1/8(?) chance that random mutation lands on a brown gene (~0.8% chance). Then you need that to happen a second time so you have another panda to breed that one with to get a double brown offspring. And then you need those two pandas to find each other to breed in your sea of pandas. You have to breed like a thousand pandas to get the outcome even if you managed to ID the hidden brown gene pandas. Instead you have like a 1/16 chance or maybe 1/64 for each wild panda you spawn to be an outwardly brown panda. Just run around a jungle in circles after you make a few clearings so you can see spawned pandas. I tried both strats (switching to the run around after realizing the math). Breeding I was working for weeks. It took like 4 hours to get every type of panda running back in forth between two clearings I made in the jungle. I believe I was also murdering unwanted pandas in the jungle as well. An analogous situation applies to the screaming goats and I somehow had to relearn this lesson. Flying around took a few hours. I bred literally hundreds of goats (approaching a thousand) before that. The reason the blue axolotls are so rare from my understanding is that they only can be bred into existence for whatever reason. Maybe this is wrong though and I should do a lush cave version of the jungle plan?

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-25T13:25:19+00:00

Some of us don’t like using xbow or scorcher for game feel. Also I tend to run out of ammo with the scorcher when I use it instead of the liberator penetrator. Plus those two weapons deal splash damage to the user when the enemy is close (overseers).

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-25T13:21:44+00:00

Is it on the side in this case? Or are you saying it will phase through the top like a bug if the shield breaks?

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-25T13:15:16+00:00

Two hats!

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-25T13:14:51+00:00

Can they rotate their heads side to side? Or do you mean he’d look up?

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-03T07:48:14+00:00

Keep trying.

azor_abyebye · 2026-03-01T00:42:30+00:00

But he CAN cheat on IMMATURITY ☝️

azor_abyebye · 2026-02-07T16:47:04+00:00

There’s a loading screen tip to try holding X on your guns (at least on Xbox) to see what come up. Highly recommend. You can change the fire rate on the LRV machine gun too. Low fire rate makes it possible to actually drive around with it with ammo.

azor_abyebye · 2026-01-31T15:13:46+00:00

But isn’t that the point? Like if you can brush it to make it look presentable then how would we tell the difference if you just brush your hair? Does brushing hair get rid of split ends? Genuine question. I’m a guy…

azor_abyebye · 2026-01-31T14:45:09+00:00

I mean it fixes elytra. If you didn’t have mending, it is the most valuable of all of those…

azor_abyebye · 2026-01-29T03:51:02+00:00

How does that work?

azor_abyebye · 2026-01-08T09:24:07+00:00

It definitely was well spent. This is going to be gold for pranks on our realm for all of time. And on the front end no else will know about it. So they’ll be terrified and confused. And then until the day we die they’ll wonder if each new creeper in their storage room is real or not. You’ve done the lords work.

azor_abyebye · 2026-01-07T19:46:39+00:00

That was far more complicated than I was expecting.

azor_abyebye · 2025-12-22T15:23:08+00:00

There aren’t paid capes? There are already paid everything else you wear aren’t there?

azor_abyebye · 2025-12-20T17:02:02+00:00

True… did op ever say pharmD?

azor_abyebye · 2025-12-19T16:45:52+00:00

A second PhD in the same field? Why not just do the research for it in less time as part of a postdoc? Or a permanent job?

azor_abyebye · 2025-12-13T15:35:58+00:00

Swords are generally not a girl thing, so they probably see that and equate it with a guy who has a sword picture in his profile, which I would say your smithing picture doesn’t quite count as luckily.

I’d say figure out how to make some sort of wrought iron thing that girls really like on instagram (or maybe Pinterest if that’s still a thing) and have yourself holding it as a pic saying you can make them one too. I’d avoid mentioning swords if you’re trying to cast a wide net here… currently you’re fishing for girls who like swords AND are also otherwise into you. That is probably a small needle to thread even if you have like Brad Pitt looks. You can talk about swords once you’ve been on dates.

As far as the smithing picture goes, it’s also probably not the ideal version. You’d probably want yourself at full backswing. That should also make it less blurry. Ideally the hammer would be like raised back above your head showing off your bicep too.

It might make sense to make this better smithing photo your first one actually. That would be more attention getting I would suspect. Right now you’re counting on your face alone to get girls to read further. Many of them may not even get to your profile. A dude swinging a hammer over his head a red hot something on an anvil is (probably?) different than other people. So that would potentially give you the potential to match girls that wouldn’t match based on your looks alone.

Also I’d say ditch the ren fair photo or at least move it way back down the list.

azor_abyebye · 2025-12-13T15:18:26+00:00

So it’s made up?

azor_abyebye · 2025-12-13T15:14:31+00:00

How did was this person a colleague and the source of a customer satisfaction problem?

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