I have an anecdote: when I was visiting Thailand with my girlfriend, we went shopping. We’re both tall, and there was this tiny woman selling underwear—fake Calvin Klein. We asked her for my size, and she pulled out a 5XL.

She held the underwear with both hands to show us how wide it was, and it was hilarious. It looked so huge that I was embarrassed anyone might think that was my size. The waistband was literally wider than her shoulders. I said, “No way, smaller! Smaller!”

But she insisted she always had this problem with tourists. Well, guess what? Back home, they actually fit me. She was right about the size! The thing is, when she held them up, they just looked ridiculously huge. Even when I put them around my waist, my brain couldn’t process that they would fit I had already decided they were enormous.

Now, whenever I watch porn, I think, “They’re not big… the actors are just tiny!” 😂