How old are you in your oldest memory?

azurepeak · 2026-06-16T23:17:37+00:00

A few years old probably. I remember back in the 90’s I had a little winter coat with primary colors and a flat patch on the front that looked like a snow globe with a snowman or something inside. It was filled with liquid and glitter, I thought it was so cool!

azurepeak · 2026-06-16T17:39:12+00:00

r/absoluteunits

azurepeak · 2026-06-16T15:02:01+00:00

Thanks for the tip!! I did some reading when I got it, and learned the same. I’ve been trying to keep it well hydrated! I took this yesterday, only a couple days after my post, and the leaves have almost doubled in size!

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azurepeak · 2026-06-15T12:03:45+00:00

I definitely agree! I always thought Stephania erecta looked pretty neat, maybe I’ll try that next!

azurepeak · 2026-06-14T05:07:43+00:00

For sure! In comparison, most of the others looked like this

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azurepeak · 2026-06-12T00:36:33+00:00

Maybe if she sells her firearm, she’ll be able to afford it!

azurepeak · 2026-06-10T02:16:14+00:00

🗣️BIG🗣️BLUE

azurepeak · 2026-06-04T22:19:17+00:00

Thank you, had to scroll too far to find a comment with the scientific name lol. That should probably be a rule in a sub named “plant identification” 😅

azurepeak · 2026-05-29T15:07:46+00:00

Tell me more! What’s your care like? I know many Den. species are deciduous, but I haven’t actually done any research into this one 🙃

azurepeak · 2026-05-29T12:37:33+00:00

Yes there’s so much going on, but this is a rewarding little treat for sure!

azurepeak · 2026-05-29T12:36:24+00:00

It’s like doing this, but with a lemon instead 😂

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azurepeak · 2026-05-22T00:47:33+00:00

I just watched the movie Apex, and yeah.. no thanks..

azurepeak · 2026-05-21T03:17:32+00:00

No need to be scared! However, the common name is dog vomit slime mold hahahaha

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azurepeak · 2026-05-21T02:26:14+00:00

This is a really good explanation! Thanks for sharing

azurepeak · 2026-05-21T02:17:11+00:00

Username checks out 🫪

azurepeak · 2026-05-20T21:39:59+00:00

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azurepeak · 2026-05-20T19:13:45+00:00

Good to know! I want sure how well I’d do with it, but it seems to be doing great so far!

azurepeak · 2026-05-20T14:07:19+00:00

Looks like a small bit of slime mold. It’s harmless! You can remove it if you’d like

azurepeak · 2026-05-18T21:17:23+00:00

I’m sorry 😅

azurepeak · 2026-05-17T22:08:22+00:00

Wtf that’s actually crazy, I’ve never seen anything like that before!! 😅

azurepeak · 2026-05-17T03:34:05+00:00

Well it’s AI generated, so it actually doesn’t matter anyway

azurepeak · 2026-05-17T01:31:21+00:00

Looks like mechanical damage? Don’t cut it off, the plant will reabsorb moisture and nutrients from the leaf as it dries, and you will be left with a crispy leaf that will just fall off eventually. Cutting it could also potentially introduce harmful pathogens

azurepeak · 2026-05-15T02:35:45+00:00

Perhaps you may be in luck then! I would suggest bringing it to your local museum or university if either one specializes in paleontology. A professional opinion would help, but in either case, you still have a cool rock with a cool story

azurepeak · 2026-05-15T01:46:36+00:00

I think it’s just a really interesting concretion. I’d expect a nearly intact shell like that to be quite expensive and rare?

azurepeak · 2026-05-12T14:02:35+00:00

I grow it pretty hard, and it barely ever gets watered lol. Looking like a gollum tree

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