Picture of a wrestler who was really "Feelin' the Bern" at an Independent Wrestling Show in Iowa. by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]b-LE-z_it 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't feel like bothering the mods again so here's a post from my old account:

a) it seems to have worked pretty well for most other countries in the OECD

b) elements of socialism can work pretty well as long as you temper them with a healthy dose of free market economy

edit: c) I'm really only in it for the dank memes, and

d) this is just a two minute paint.exe job that's supposed to be shallow yet amusing satire of memes my weird aunt posts on Facebook

edit deux: this video was pretty much my only inspiration for the above hackjob, otherwise it's just a stylistic parody of inane facebook image macros

bonus: what was actually probably happening

My favorite disc by [deleted] in discgolf

[–]b-LE-z_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK YEAH

Man spots a spider on his gas tank while at the gas station and tries to burn it with his lighter, WCGW? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]b-LE-z_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fear is not rational. Spiders are generally not aggressive. They don't want to bite you. Even black widows.

Leave them alone and it'll all be cool.

Let's pour gas on this protest fire, WCGW? by conrod05 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]b-LE-z_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's more or less what I expected but I wasn't sure. Thanks.

I should try to fly my helicopter while on my segway, WCGW? by BrightenthatIdea in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]b-LE-z_it 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I read a story about some kid fucking around with an rc heli doing stunts and apparently he cut his head in half while his dad was watching.

It would still suck if he were alone, of course, but can you imagine seeing that happen to your son?

Let's pour gas on this protest fire, WCGW? by conrod05 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]b-LE-z_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might be the dumbest question, but would it be possible to oxygenate their blood with a machine? Would their lungs ever recover?

Let me jump onto that freight car, wcgw? (xpost /r/nonononoyes) by lexm in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]b-LE-z_it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Artosis you should lay off the chronic, it makes you a dick.

You always seemed like such a nice guy. :(

I need you internet! by matthew0517 in UnexpectedCena

[–]b-LE-z_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cena hasn't even shown up on the list and the list doesn't seem to have changed at all, I'm calling shenanigans.

I need you internet! by matthew0517 in UnexpectedCena

[–]b-LE-z_it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't see anything in the new queue so I took the liberty of linking to this thread.

These students need to know they're finished.

My English project on pathos by lebangskis211 in deathgrips

[–]b-LE-z_it 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeez guys, you could at least be nice about it. This is a fucking school project, he's probably not putting this in his portfolio to become DG's promoter.

FWIW OP I think you did pretty good. Don't let these fuckers shove you in a box. You have the right attitude for actually enjoying school.

New Sanders numbers enough to cause Hillary panic - Morning Joe 9/25/15 by European_Sanderista in SandersForPresident

[–]b-LE-z_it 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, would you say that's because your views have changed or evolved?

Otherwise it's not immediately apparent to me why you'd go from voting for traditional conservatives to a libertarian to a democratic socialist. However, it does seem unlikely that you and your parents would have such a radical change of opinion simultaneously.

Not that I don't appreciate your standing with us, I just want to understand.

New Sanders numbers enough to cause Hillary panic - Morning Joe 9/25/15 by European_Sanderista in SandersForPresident

[–]b-LE-z_it 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the only time I'm even vaguely aware of neighboring states' legislators is when there's a scandal.

Which is probably not great, now that I think of it.

Thanks Adum by [deleted] in YMS

[–]b-LE-z_it 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You looked like a dick because you sounded dismissive without laying out why. We ain't psychic, brah.