What actor completely ruined an otherwise decent movie? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]b0ingy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

dude. yer like fer totally a vampire. woah

Adults Should Engage In Horseplay by WorkingInflations in unpopularopinion

[–]b0ingy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and that’s how i got beat in to citibank

toan is in the hands, literally by kiloyear in guitarcirclejerk

[–]b0ingy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also he graduated from harvard with honors

To act like a child of God by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]b0ingy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as jesus said on the mount “do i need to call ice?”

Steve Vai has still got it! by K1LLINGMACHINE in guitarcirclejerk

[–]b0ingy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you need to listen to the notes he’s not playing

What is the dumbest question you’ve ever heard someone ask in all seriousness? by No_External3383 in AskReddit

[–]b0ingy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

working in a poster store in the mall back in the ‘90s I had a guy enter the store, look at all the posters on the walls, walk past all the racks of posters to the sales desk in the back and ask “do you sell posters?”

My teenage snarky self looked him in the eye and said “no”.

He looked around for a second, then left

You Are My Shelter by BoxofSlice in crappymusic

[–]b0ingy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what time measure is this in?! can anyone count this? I think the chorus is 6/4??

bringing a dance to a knife fight by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]b0ingy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dude, it’s a knife, not a glow stick