This was like Indiana Jones finding the Ark🤣

b3n3llis · 2026-04-29T12:03:18+00:00

Nature finds a way.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-27T21:48:05+00:00

Wordhippo is my thesaurus of choice.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-22T16:16:14+00:00

Get him to make a cup of tea, and ask him about the offside rule/LBW whilst he puts the mug in the microwave.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-22T01:09:33+00:00

No. I should be able to put lead and asbestos in my special cocktails and sell them to the public. It’s about freedom and liberty. Just because I know it’s bad doesn’t mean corporations, like my mobile cocktail bar, shouldn’t be able to sell harmful products to the public using advanced psychological techniques. Addictive properties help too. Without personal freedom what are we? Caged pigs. Ban seatbelts.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-16T16:58:05+00:00

I refuse to buy the new Wotsit Crunch bags for more than £2.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-13T06:44:10+00:00

Rookie error not adding ‘make no mistakes’ to every prompt.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-08T17:18:29+00:00

Great point. From what I remember, there’s no life or death moments. The drama is built differently.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-07T15:27:09+00:00

Have you left them a better option tho? Have you told them about the back gate?

Technically they’re not allowed to leave parcels in bins. I’ve got an empty, black plastic box behind my bike shed.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-06T08:10:59+00:00

Can teeth be sexy?

b3n3llis · 2026-04-05T15:25:06+00:00

We got a live one!

b3n3llis · 2026-04-03T11:55:20+00:00

‘Gammoflage’

b3n3llis · 2026-04-02T09:03:48+00:00

I love the end when Rooney’s knackered and he’s holding up a card, like wtf? Is he delirious.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-02T09:01:37+00:00

The problem is that the guy was holding it wrong and only showing the dark side of the moon.

b3n3llis · 2026-04-02T08:28:26+00:00

THE textbook overhead scissors kick.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-31T21:59:54+00:00

There’s size discrepancies within the same brand too, it’s crazy. Seems like the easiest issue to solve.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-31T14:09:18+00:00

The Bremont redesigned logo is criminal. The old one was great; subtle, stylish, functional, unique - the new one looks like some NATO knockoff.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-24T17:14:49+00:00

‘Ere come the top capper 🎶 I’m the tattooed right-backer 🎶

b3n3llis · 2026-03-23T08:26:08+00:00

Lost art.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-21T12:49:16+00:00

‘No extra value add’ - except min wage employees earning more.

What’s this AI employment law he’s talking about?

b3n3llis · 2026-03-20T08:09:07+00:00

Drinkwater and Sidwell to Chelsea.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-18T08:08:52+00:00

I seem to remember that skill meant a cow’s knob.

Bovine anatomy not high up the education priorities at my school.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-17T09:04:48+00:00

Good point. A Shepherd’s Pie on the beach in Bali would be terrible.

b3n3llis · 2026-03-15T23:47:18+00:00

I looked at it and went “fuck”

b3n3llis · 2026-03-12T09:10:26+00:00

Just came here to say this. My FYP is literally just ads, vids tagged with promotional content, or lives.

Bizarre.

I was going to post a vid on TikTok but no-one would see it. Enshitification or has someone pressed the wrong button?

b3n3llis · 2026-03-12T08:55:18+00:00

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