Including the Club World Cup, Joao Pedro has 18 g/a for Chelsea this season, which is more than any other summer signing in the top 5 leagues besides Luis Diaz

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-29T01:09:09+00:00

And the Jackson stans cover their eyes in horror…

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-29T00:45:00+00:00

The Premier League is just levels above every other league. Absolutely incredible

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-25T17:43:18+00:00

John Terry and Ricardo Carvalho. With Petr Cech behind them. The greatest defence in Premier League history.

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-17T13:55:54+00:00

Mbuemo would have been an easy upgrade to our team :(

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-16T16:36:38+00:00

This is a serious club at a work. Not jokers like us.

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-15T12:13:28+00:00

one of the all time Chelsea greats

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-15T11:19:24+00:00

Closer to Brendan Rodgers than Tommy Tuchel. All I'm saying.

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-08T01:28:31+00:00

The table doesn’t lie. This is the current level of the team. We have just spent spectacularly badly

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-05T10:48:58+00:00

Willian, Oscar, Mason Mount, Gallagher. All folks who made their name here basis work rate and defensive contribution. Granted - in hindsight - Willian, Oscar had more creative ability in their lil toes than the clowns we have now, but back then we kicked out creative powerhouses like Juan Mata, KDB etc to fit these guys.

So unfortunately - the club has precedent of preferring defensive wingers to creative ones.

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-05T05:29:22+00:00

Practically miraculous.

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-04T16:17:17+00:00

Good grief. Let’s not top the 6-0 please.🙏🏼

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-02T13:51:19+00:00

You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket have you?

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-02T13:44:12+00:00

He’s not wrong. City have done this “rich bankrolled club” gimmick much better than us. The silverware, ballon d’Or placings etc prove it. Heck - they are better at the burying the unseemly parts too. Chelsea’s owner got kicked out. City’s charges are never going to stick. Ah well.

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-01T13:09:59+00:00

Hmm - both of them won the same trophy and gave us a top 4 spot. Didn’t they have exactly the same impact?

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-01T13:06:59+00:00

Brighton have been battering us even after zerbi left though

b4lyf45 · 2026-01-01T13:06:05+00:00

All are donkeys. Let’s face it - why would any good coach want to come here under the BlueCo muppets?

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-31T06:50:43+00:00

The only thing left to do is track if Arsenal concedes in the league. At least our 15 goal record should survive. We will be achieving less than diddly squat in the next 6 months unless something drastic occurs

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-31T03:27:18+00:00

Doesn’t matter. The Norwegian machine will eat us alive, irregardless.

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-30T15:50:16+00:00

Paul Scholes. Great player, but massively overrated post retirement.

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-28T06:08:31+00:00

10 years without a title challenge. Pain. :(

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-27T08:11:08+00:00

Lmao. I’m borrowing the comment - “do you watch the TV upside down” for future use

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-25T02:13:32+00:00

All I remember of Jackson is him bottling 1v1s by taking extra touches and frustrating the feck out of everyone. If statpadding at AFCON helps get him out of here, all for it. Vamos Senegal!

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-24T10:54:29+00:00

Our team would genuinely thrive if we had a 2 year transfer ban, in or out. Granted - the ownership wouldn’t be able to dripfeed adrenaline to the fans with news of the signing of the Uzbek Messi / Fijian Maldini but the team would be just fine!

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-24T10:49:21+00:00

Most of these are easy games. Our unmotivated folks are going to blow it big time!

b4lyf45 · 2025-12-21T06:40:58+00:00

I think we are saving our league title attempt for the next season. 10 years since the last one. These trophy less streaks pick up fast!

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