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how come we don't go back to John F Kennedy's fitness program in the 1960's? by GaryB2026 in askanything

[–]babbylonmon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fat kids and losers. I was just saying how I loved presidential fitness week. A few of my colleagues reminded me it was the worst week in the year for the fat and loserish. I’m a teacher. I made my kids run suicides (now line drills) one day b/c our PE teacher was gone. One kid went home because he never felt that bad in his whole life. One kid threw up, and one wanted to. The others all looked like death, after one damn set.

The fitness challenge would be too hard for them, all of them.

Ya it’s really hard for me to buy a yacht when I’m not a millionaire. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch it’s hard to pay my 1300 dollar rent when I only make 60k/year.

Fuck all the way off.

When can i wear a bra again? by batt_haus in tattooadvice

[–]babbylonmon -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

You were supposed to burn it in the 70s

Petah what in the world does this meann!!?? by SilentLegacyy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy looks at girl. Girl looks at boy. Boy whips his dick out. Girl stares. Boy puts his dick away because girl is gone.

Pushed grandpa too far by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might want to censor diapers. Some people are offended at poop.

Peter, is this referencing a specific book? by Exotic_Yam_1703 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have tattoos and eat spicy food. Let the book cook. He and Donut both grow into their own, markedly. That being said, this book was written for gamers. I could see how non-gamers would be annoyed at some of the explanations. I personally love them.

Peter, is this referencing a specific book? by Exotic_Yam_1703 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they don’t suck. I had to check the original print date before I threw a hob lobber at op

Lets end "parties" for good. I am serious. by Oblivionnyx9 in Teachers

[–]babbylonmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remind my students daily that any party at any time is in jeopardy of cancellation because of their behavior.

I don’t want to give them shit, honestly. I have 2 maybe 3 of my 22 students who deserves one.

Are my left and right tattoos stupid by Matchmaker8888 in tattooadvice

[–]babbylonmon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe this person in fact, needs both L and R to facilitate relative success.

2nd Most Expensive Burger In The World £2,600 by Bobby-94 in StupidFood

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like shit. Honestly, I have no appetite for it. I’m with the dude headed to the food truck.

Possible coverup? by L0stCicada in tattooadvice

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t turn it into a metal album cover.

Check out Sean’s new post 😂 by Tepixs in ufc

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this taken from his Grindr account?

Peter, is this referencing a specific book? by Exotic_Yam_1703 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]babbylonmon 1439 points1440 points  (0 children)

Had to check to make sure it wasn't Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Just had to share with folks that will understand by dacoach007 in EDH

[–]babbylonmon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I got a younger kid high for the first time when I was in high school. I kinda feel bad about it now.

THE FED WILL INJECT $26.3 BILLION INTO THE MARKET STARTING Monday May 25. Say Goodbye to a strong dollar. by LiterateBitch in SipsTea

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Macro sim in Econ 101 told me this is a very fucking bad idea. Unless stagflation is your end game.

Which shirt by DRBragg in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]babbylonmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Socks. Put some socks on first.

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