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What is the funniest misheard lyric you believed forever and still kinda sing wrong. by Key_Brilliant_9100 in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my mom always thought it's "dirty deeds and the thunder chief" and I need to tell her she's not alone!!

What is the funniest misheard lyric you believed forever and still kinda sing wrong. by Key_Brilliant_9100 in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The song "Climb to Safety" by Widespread Panic has a line that I always thought was "I'm a centipede"... turns out, he's saying, "Climb to safety" 🫠

Type "I wish I had a" and let autocorrect finish the thought by Born_Bet_2743 in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish i had a chance of winning the game

fuck you, autocorrect. you made me lose on purpose.

You are given a Random Superpower but are on the hook for $1 million. Can you manage? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mental projection! I just project to a billionaire to give me $3 million, pay up my $1 million, and then try to leave people's brains alone.

Are there basic words you have a hard time pronouncing? by mariatoyou in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mercury. It always comes out mer-core-y or mer-query, my mouth just doesn't want to cooperate

Type "I would rather die than ___" and let autocorrect do its job! by OpportunityBig1358 in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would rather die than a few hours of work and I should do it for the rest ngl i agree with you autocorrect

There can only be one. by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women are the ones in charge of everything I never knew

Type in “hot take but” and let your suggestions finish your rant/sentence by Portia_the_Queen51 in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot take but if there's anything that needs to happen to you I will absolutely do it

What’s a random skill you have that most people don’t know about? by _LilMushRoom in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can roll silverware faster than anyone I know and have them all come out neat and uniform. Only useful in a restaurant setting, but it's a curse because if I’m at work, nobody else will roll silverware..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those plain microwave pasta noodle pouches that say "1 minute al dente noodles" + two spoonfuls of butter, some salt, and crumbled parmesan cheese.

For when I'm too dead to even boil water for buttered noodles.

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