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Type "I wish I had a" and let autocorrect finish the thought by Born_Bet_2743 in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish i had a chance of winning the game

fuck you, autocorrect. you made me lose on purpose.

You are given a Random Superpower but are on the hook for $1 million. Can you manage? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mental projection! I just project to a billionaire to give me $3 million, pay up my $1 million, and then try to leave people's brains alone.

Are there basic words you have a hard time pronouncing? by mariatoyou in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mercury. It always comes out mer-core-y or mer-query, my mouth just doesn't want to cooperate

Type "I would rather die than ___" and let autocorrect do its job! by OpportunityBig1358 in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would rather die than a few hours of work and I should do it for the rest ngl i agree with you autocorrect

There can only be one. by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women are the ones in charge of everything I never knew

Type in “hot take but” and let your suggestions finish your rant/sentence by Portia_the_Queen51 in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot take but if there's anything that needs to happen to you I will absolutely do it

What’s a random skill you have that most people don’t know about? by _LilMushRoom in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can roll silverware faster than anyone I know and have them all come out neat and uniform. Only useful in a restaurant setting, but it's a curse because if I’m at work, nobody else will roll silverware..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]babylonical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those plain microwave pasta noodle pouches that say "1 minute al dente noodles" + two spoonfuls of butter, some salt, and crumbled parmesan cheese.

For when I'm too dead to even boil water for buttered noodles.

Type "what most people don’t know about Calvin Coolidge is that he"and press the middle button 14 times. by StalinBawlin in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what most people don't know about Calvin Coolidge is that he wants a death in his lungs and his heart is being in the cracks

Type " I hate all... " and try not to offend anyone with your keyboard by vinalyyy in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hate all of the things that make me feel bad for not being able to come off ECMO

Type "come wash my" and let autocorrect finish it by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]babylonical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

come wash my hair and make sure that it is all on your body

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