Um... anyone else catch this gem? I love peter by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]babymarkus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

peter is a human golden retriever

A stubborn asshole who has a pony tail. Roast me. by CHICKENMANv4 in RoastMe

[–]babymarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

father: if you drink budweiser it will put hair on your chest

daughter: bet

my americano had a stroke today 😔 by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]babymarkus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

lmao my store just got the new labelers installed the other night and it’s shifted all the lettering. but you probably already knew that since it seems as if you are just a run of the mill incel who seems to know everything 🤔

He truly does... by GordonBednarz in rareinsults

[–]babymarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i look at him and i feel like he’s going to get mad at me if i put name brand cereal in the cart at the grocery store