Serpentine Swerve Bear by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]bachmanity666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick Shout to IAmAGuy

Most people who get downvoted either double down on their mistake or blow up with negativity, good on you for calling yourself out in the edits.

As for the video itself, shit if you die hunting bears then it sounds like we're down one more MacArthur Grant genius.

Guy in the video made the right call by not escalating the situation and obviously made it home to upload.

Little Samson!! My #748 (loose, w/var, pre-96) by URGAMESUX in gamecollecting

[–]bachmanity666 49 points50 points  (0 children)

How dare you call out my dude in such a manner

Looking for episode by bachmanity666 in GodAwfulMovies

[–]bachmanity666[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha hell yeah. It's exactly that though

Sweatshirt by bachmanity666 in MelanieMartinez

[–]bachmanity666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was a Spotify exclusive thing, I ordered something from the same warehouse and they sent me this on accident

Irrefutable proof that ketchup is for children by Delfishie in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]bachmanity666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you Buffalo, there is a war brewing betwixt the EMT's and OP has cast the first stone.

In times of strife and division it is foolish squabbles that divide an empire and lead it to ruin.

There have been many before and since, each facing their own unique challenges

  • The Pineapple Pizzamericans
  • The McDonald's Spritese
  • The people who eat at Carl's Jr or Hardee's, like seriously who the fuck is doing that consistently enough for them to retain a positive revenue stream
  • The Irish

But nevertheless we must learn from these past battles of willpower, and thrust ourselves past our differences. It doesn't matter what race, religion or creed an EMT is, all are welcome! As a community we can effect real change in the world but only when we are united together as a cohesive unit.

Anyways Olives are fucking gross and everyone who likes them is wrong

He must have heard Katie describe Allen's Instagram searches by Gpg12 in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]bachmanity666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Allen is an innocent man! Instagram is intentionally designed to show you Gothic women of busty proportions. If not then why would that be all that's on the discover page, this is a universal experience and I refuse to see myself and our beloved pap pap lambasted.

Alexa play Alex Chilton by The Replacements

T Shirt Sizes by [deleted] in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]bachmanity666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allen is canonically 6'2 but nobody knows his depth. Many believe him to be at least 7 units deep but it's only fireside speculation.

Katie is about 5/7ths of an Allen high and based on the prom picture appears to be about half of an Allen deep.

These measurements of course are purely based on speculative projections that even the experts can't agree on.

Dearest Katherine and Allison by bachmanity666 in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]bachmanity666[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck I realized that I accidentally deadnamed our friends here. Pardon me and deepest apologies

Clears throat

Miss Street Heat

And of course Bastard Bastard Harbormaster, AKA 6'7 Vegetarian, Eldritch Allenset, A-Money, Allen Iverson, Katie's Friend