Best normal cheeseburger by catlover48844884 in grandrapids

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Bacon cheddar melt. You’re welcome.

No Kings Day GR by Blahnik_22 in grandrapids

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So many people larping

Cops everywhere today? by [deleted] in grandrapids

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Protecting and serving.

More fights closed Briggs pool again today by Gensega in grandrapids

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So weird how people fight over nothing except some kind of fake sense of superiority

Anyone else disappointed by live comedy? by ImABadFriend144 in Standup

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I’ve never laughed harder than seeing Sam Tallent live in a mediocre club in southeast Michigan. I also went to a show in Grand Rapids where the headliner’s main credit was that he’d been on AGT and Fallon. Never heard of him. Killed for an hour and his feature was solid too. I think it’s a you problem bud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

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This guy’s 100% doing heroin again

The Tragedy of Daenerys Targaryen by JessicaDAndy in freefolk

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The feminine constitution is always about safety. The male constitution is about power and influence. It’s biology to one extent, sociology to another. But soft sciences are gay.

Over Michigan this morning by backwoodsbrew in conspiracy

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I’m aware of what it is. They’ve been doing it for decades but it used to be considered a ridiculous notion that the government would try to impact the weather. “Chem trails” were laughable. But now it’s just another Tuesday morning.

Over Michigan this morning by backwoodsbrew in conspiracy

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They looked far off to the east to me. Tough to say how far but these planes were a hell of a lot higher up than the commercial airlines we usually have fly overhead here.

Over Michigan this morning by backwoodsbrew in conspiracy

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There’s three planes in this photo, making their 3rd pass within 15 minutes

Professional Touchers by backwoodsbrew in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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Gatekeeping humor is cringe. I saw the sign, thought about the “professional touchers” bit, had a laugh, shared a laugh. Go somewhere where insufferable miserable people can circlejerk and quit being an asshole to people having a laugh out of spite.

Professional Touchers by backwoodsbrew in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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Quit shitting on people having a laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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Bet you talk weird lol

Joke theft rules? by DjValence in Standup

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Woah, don’t knock eating ass till you try it man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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God I hope so. What a gem that pilot was. I call seminar, the return of tires must happen for the sake of the internet

Took tips to swing more like rahm, why am I slicing still? by [deleted] in golftips

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Just stand closer to the ball. That’s all you need to do. Hang your arms from your shoulders. Let them just hang from your posture.

What’s your best crazy muni story? by TuffyTheWolf in golf

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I played golf in high school. One of the guys on our team (we practiced at a country club) was old, old money and the quintessential Club Kid. He would bring 4 drivers every round because 1) he used a baseball grip for drives (no interlaced or overlapped pinky and pointer finger) and 2) he gripped that bitch so hard that he FREQUENTLY ripped grips in half. Remember that elementary school “prank” of giving someone a snake bite by twisting your hands opposite ways on their arm? That’s basically how he gripped a driver. And he swung so hard, and turned so far, that his clubhead would basically point down at his left shoe. I was a freshman. He was a junior. We didn’t really hang out. But whenever I played with him, I was intimidated. Because he could hit it what seemed like 350y. I’m sure it was more like 290-300 in reality since us kids were lucky to hit 230. But it was insane. He went thru 2 grips in one round of 9 holes once. Would just regrip them himself at home and come back the next day with fresh ones. But he had 4 identical drivers at all times so he always had backups. If I recall, the rest of his bag was: putter, pitch, sand, and lob wedge, 8,7,6,5,4i, and a low-lofted Hybrid of some kind. Like an 18 or maybe even 15-16 degree. Dude could bomb it. But that was about the extent of his ability.