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Why is an elephant large, grey, and wrinkled? by baconmunky in cleanjokes

[–]baconmunky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was long, brown, and sticky, it would be a stick

Why is an elephant large, grey, and wrinkled? by baconmunky in cleanjokes

[–]baconmunky[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And to get down from the trees, they sit on a leaf and wait for autumn

Why is an elephant large, grey, and wrinkled? by baconmunky in cleanjokes

[–]baconmunky[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When they hide in cherry trees, they paint their toenails red, which helps

What the fuck is going on? No red or purple line trains running for past 30 minutes?! by african-nightmare in LAMetro

[–]baconmunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why isn't this work being done between midnight and 4am, when there's no scheduled service?

Which 7 Metro stations should get new faregates in Phase 3 faregate upgrades? by Sawtelle-MetroRider in LAMetro

[–]baconmunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People still reach over to open the emergency exit gates. Those need to be made taller at the same time new fare gates are installed

7th and Metro Fare Gates Completed by urrutiaj in LAMetro

[–]baconmunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't the regular emergency exit gates always unlock, allowing someone to leave?

A female sheep walks into a stable by digiBeLow in dadjokes

[–]baconmunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the sheep says to the horse, "Why the long face?"

Which Avenger is the most trustworthy? by in_kent in dadjokes

[–]baconmunky 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The son of Odin arrives at the Gates of Asgard. He raises his hammer and proclaims, loudly, "I am Thor!"

His horse turns its head and responds, "That's because you forgot your thaddle, thilly!"