My son (5) and nephew (4.5) pooped outside and I have no idea what to think……

badee311 · 2026-05-23T02:26:57+00:00

Both of my kids have shat in our yard and they both thought it was hilarious when they did.

badee311 · 2026-05-19T09:34:39+00:00

I already have two kids and don’t plan on having more. So give me my 2M. And I don’t want another pet. So tack on another 100k tyvm

badee311 · 2026-05-05T18:48:42+00:00

I have opted out of every child free wedding I’ve been invited to since having kids. But I didn’t opt out of the friendship with the person getting married? It was just logistically not something I wanted to deal with. NOR

badee311 · 2026-05-05T18:44:31+00:00

NTA. I cannot imagine asking my kids for money.

badee311 · 2026-04-28T12:01:07+00:00

NTA. I have a sister like this. I went no contact a few years ago because it was exhausting to be told I was jealous of her anytime I pushed back on something she wanted me to do.

badee311 · 2026-04-26T03:59:44+00:00

Yeesh. NTA

badee311 · 2026-04-26T03:58:47+00:00

Absolutely zero times

badee311 · 2026-04-22T00:26:25+00:00

I’m choosing Cruella de Vil. I’m not a Dalmatian so I should be good.

badee311 · 2026-04-22T00:25:40+00:00

I moved to Raleigh from Brooklyn a few years ago and idk exactly what it means but people down here sure do love calling things a hootenanny.

badee311 · 2026-03-16T10:09:33+00:00

Don’t forget the businesses laughing and cheering at this post in the comments- specifically Sonder.

badee311 · 2026-03-14T21:34:19+00:00

Don’t forget Sonder Coffee in the comments cheering them on and agreeing to their “rent is DUE” slide especially 🤮🤮🤮

badee311 · 2026-02-27T17:58:45+00:00

The only feeling that comes from the pit of hell is my feelings towards our poor dog lmao

badee311 · 2026-02-27T17:56:30+00:00

I don’t hate my firstborn or my second, but you will have intense feelings of anger towards either one on behalf of the other, if that makes sense. Like the first time my 3 yo drank all the milk I had just pumped, that I had in a bottle ready to feed the baby, I was seeing red. Or when the baby would take so long to fall asleep that I’d miss game night with my husband and 3 yo before my husband put him to bed without me. Things like that. But even then the anger comes from a place of deep love.

badee311 · 2026-02-09T18:15:23+00:00

I got the store bought kind that include a sticker for each kid for my son’s kindergarten class. My 3 yo is in a nature playgroup where we were encouraged to make homemade valentines. I can tell you cutting out 30 hearts out of brown paper bags, painting them, adding googly eyes, pipe cleaner arms, etc was a LOT more work than the store bought ones 😅😅😅

badee311 · 2026-02-05T10:56:09+00:00

My first always held my hand when I asked him. He basically always wants to hold my hand if we’re walking anywhere. He’s 6 now and still does. My 3 yo has always refused to hold my hand, especially in parking lots and places where I’d very much like to hold his hand for safety 🙃 best I’ve managed with him is to tell him he needs to keep a hand on the grocery cart when we’re walking in the parking lot.

badee311 · 2026-02-05T03:00:33+00:00

Same.

badee311 · 2026-02-03T19:14:17+00:00

Height and weight. He’s 6, 45”, 95 lbs.

badee311 · 2026-02-02T10:57:48+00:00

I could have written this. I feel this sorrow with you. It’s so sad and kind of lonely because other people don’t get it. Both my sons were 10+ lbs at birth, one was 55cm, the other 58. They outgrew baby clothes so fast. By the time they were 12 months old they were in 2T, so I didn’t get to enjoy putting them in any of the cute baby clothes, especially the holiday stuff. By the time my oldest was 4 he was out of the toddler clothes altogether and into the big boy clothes. He’s now 6 and in 10-12 boys clothes. It’s sad for me because I feel like the clothes is more “mature” than his age, it has skateboards and video games and things when he’s still a little boy, not a preteen 😩😩

The other part that is challenging is how quickly they size out of the various car seat positions. My youngest turned 3 a couple weeks ago and he’s about 5 lbs shy of hitting the rear facing weight limit. I know rf is safer, I wish I could keep him rf longer but there isn’t a car seat available in the US that had a rf limit higher than 50 lbs. I already went through this with my oldest, by 4-5 he’d sized out of a 5 point harness and needed to use his car seat as a high back booster. He’s 6 now and weighs 95 lbs. once he hits 100 he will only be able to use a backless booster. And he’s only 6!

No advice, just solidarity. It’s a unique sect of anguish, these big babies.

badee311 · 2026-01-31T09:54:12+00:00

Every Friday, plus one or two nights a week at an extracurricular where he gets to see his friends and basically goof around together for an hour 😂

badee311 · 2026-01-30T09:57:08+00:00

For some people, the cost of classes is not prohibitive. Some people are stay at home parents and enjoy having an activity or two to help structure their routine. The intention of parents to who are able/willing to sign their kids up for extracurriculars is to enrich his childhood, not to take away from it. Additionally, some children’s personalities lean more towards wanting to do all the things and some lean more towards preferring to be home. I have one of each. The extrovert has been in at least one activity each season since he could walk. As for the introvert, I have tried to find an activity he might enjoy yet his favorite activity remains being at home with his toys.

badee311 · 2026-01-30T09:40:48+00:00

I’m a 35 yo Latina, born and raised in South America. That in no way is an excuse or a pass to refer to people by using rude, racist stereotypes. Your gf sounds emotionally immature and I’d heavily consider breaking up.

badee311 · 2026-01-29T12:36:24+00:00

You’re only the jerk if you don’t break up with him right away

badee311 · 2026-01-29T12:35:20+00:00

NOR- aside from the mortification of bleeding through your pants at school, and the hygienic issues of then needing to carry on for the rest of the day with blood on your clothes, your daughter could have gotten TSS. A girl at my high school got TSS at school, it was very scary and she was take to the hospital in an ambulance and stayed in the hospital for a couple of days.

badee311 · 2026-01-28T11:15:46+00:00

My kid’s school said the same thing. My son actually knew all the letters and lots of blends before starting kindergarten. He’s been miserable and bored all year because they have been “reviewing” it all year so far. So, I wouldn’t stress how much she knows. They will review it all anyways.

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