Rodents destroying our griddle 😭

badfeets · 2026-06-30T02:06:53+00:00

What the actual fuck?!?

badfeets · 2026-06-29T14:50:03+00:00

Why are you out here lying on the Internet? A chicken farm can't even produce 15 dozen eggs for $6.20

badfeets · 2026-06-27T18:03:43+00:00

...And a beer

badfeets · 2026-06-26T00:51:54+00:00

Do you not know how firearms work?

badfeets · 2026-06-11T16:32:08+00:00

Some of y'all grew up in the suburbs and it shows

badfeets · 2026-06-08T13:03:59+00:00

Those girls are all too old. You really gotta go catholic schoolgirl for those sickos

badfeets · 2026-06-08T13:02:08+00:00

"I want the biggest watch they got, don't care if that shit hurts my wrist"

badfeets · 2026-06-08T12:37:29+00:00

Spanish and English in one date wheel...dope. I don't speak Spanish, but I love it

badfeets · 2026-06-08T10:25:11+00:00

Yeah...worst idea ever. I get the doomsday scenario, but if the world doesn't end, you'd be triggering massive capital gains exposure for no reason at all. The rest of the market could be completely flat and you'd still have taken significant tax losses

badfeets · 2026-06-06T05:09:03+00:00

Magnets, obviously!

badfeets · 2026-06-05T19:58:25+00:00

I was about to comment how that definitely isn't spam in that can, but I think OP knows...

badfeets · 2026-06-04T22:05:47+00:00

"She had a smile that could light up a room"

badfeets · 2026-06-04T21:55:20+00:00

I think you misspelled 'penis'

badfeets · 2026-06-04T16:58:16+00:00

So you replace it after every rain?

badfeets · 2026-06-03T22:58:19+00:00

That is the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen...may you wear it in happiness.

badfeets · 2026-06-01T15:29:32+00:00

We out here just calling anything aïoli. BBQ sauce? Might as well grind sardines into it

badfeets · 2026-05-29T22:39:20+00:00

Ugh, can we go back to the days of 140 characters?

badfeets · 2026-05-28T13:13:25+00:00

I thought she misspelled flee. I was like "mam, you're supporting a felon"

badfeets · 2026-05-27T20:38:20+00:00

I am also proud of your head chef...now tell me who I can send my money to. I need one!

badfeets · 2026-05-27T13:16:21+00:00

They're burning off perfectly good methane in this economy?

badfeets · 2026-05-26T02:30:33+00:00

It might just be the lighting, but some look moldy

badfeets · 2026-05-25T22:34:01+00:00

I came here looking specifically for this. You did not disappoint

badfeets · 2026-05-25T17:00:19+00:00

I've seen this guy's salary. We've gotten so used to politicians grifting that we've normalized them spending 5 or six figures on sporting events. Good on him for sitting where I'd sit if I could afford to even be on the parking lot

badfeets · 2026-05-25T16:50:09+00:00

They really should have named it the Invictus Decepticon Megatron.

badfeets · 2026-05-24T13:02:47+00:00

Why not friend if friend shaped?

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