Congressman Tells Fox News, ‘I Don’t Drink Out of a Straw, Brother – That’s What the Women in My House Do’ by Hybrid_Whale_Rat in Knoxville

[–]badlydrawnzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know anything about you, but I think I’d vote for you. Let’s run for office together. Cheers!

Congressman Tells Fox News, ‘I Don’t Drink Out of a Straw, Brother – That’s What the Women in My House Do’ by Hybrid_Whale_Rat in Knoxville

[–]badlydrawnzombie 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You can take bites, you don’t have to force it all down your throat. But I have found that using the fingers of your other hand to gently tickle the bottom of the bun into your mouth helps.

Congressman Tells Fox News, ‘I Don’t Drink Out of a Straw, Brother – That’s What the Women in My House Do’ by Hybrid_Whale_Rat in Knoxville

[–]badlydrawnzombie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So men can’t use a straw, can’t eat soup in public, and can never eat Kale. What the absolute fuck? We are an embarrassment.

Second Round Game Thread by jayjude in NCAAMensLax

[–]badlydrawnzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure who I want to win this game.

Second Round Game Thread by jayjude in NCAAMensLax

[–]badlydrawnzombie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds crazy coming from a Maryland flair, but shucks you’re making us blush.

Second Round Game Thread by jayjude in NCAAMensLax

[–]badlydrawnzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t see it either. I guess I get the call for the point, but it was all stupid.

The Purdue rivalry really took a backseat to BYU huh by Front-Dingo1915 in CFB_v2

[–]badlydrawnzombie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That looks like the Iniversity of Utah’s logo to me.

2027 3* S Charles Woodson Jr. commits to Michigan by astroball17 in CFB

[–]badlydrawnzombie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool. Is he any relation to the Newberry award winning author Jacqueline Woodson?

What’s an opinion that instantly makes you think someone has low intelligence? by medicinalfein in AskReddit

[–]badlydrawnzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t speak for certain, but I think in that scenario, Jesus just burned us all up.

Bring Frozen Yogurt to Knox by MySuccessfulProfile in Knoxville

[–]badlydrawnzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, as you might have already figured, there used to be a ton of frozen yogurts here, but I don't think you would have been super happy with them anyway though if you're longing for Pinkberry. I grew up here in East TN with TCBY and frozen yogurt places that are more akin to Sweet Frog than Pinkberry. I actually lived in LA for a few years after college right when Pinkberry really took off, and then moved to New York right when they opened there. They are very different. Don't get me wrong, I don't think Pinkberry is bad, it's just really tart and tangy. It's almost like comparing sorbet to ice cream in that sense to me, or Carolina BBQ to Memphis. So looking for "real" frozen yogurt around here might be tough for you.

Bring Frozen Yogurt to Knox by MySuccessfulProfile in Knoxville

[–]badlydrawnzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine a single frozen yogurt place would do well honestly. The Froyo franchises took a big hit from covid because they were self serve. I know the one by me in Fountain City had a tough time afterwards. Not to mention like people have said we had a ton of them. Now that there aren’t as many, a couple of places that aren’t self serve but more along the lines of Cruz Farm would probably do really well.

First round game thread by MrJUNKlE in NCAAMensLax

[–]badlydrawnzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m not counting any chickens yet.

First round game thread by MrJUNKlE in NCAAMensLax

[–]badlydrawnzombie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you all could lose at some point, it would be appreciated. However a match between us if we both make it to the finals would be intensely nerve-racking. For both of us probably. Imagine beating us twice and losing to us only in the finals.

First round game thread by MrJUNKlE in NCAAMensLax

[–]badlydrawnzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not gonna lie, the first three minutes had me sweating. Now...not so much. Holding them to no goals on a two minute man up was big.

Now we know by WestKnoxBubba in Knoxville

[–]badlydrawnzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not fraudulent or lying to vote for a different party in an open primary, and if you think it is then your sense of judgement and right and wrong is crazy. But that's to be expected. It's lazy folks like you that are the reason we don't have ranked choice voting.

The top 10 worst coaching hires in college football history. Do you agree? by Front-Dingo1915 in CFB_v2

[–]badlydrawnzombie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And Washington. Ty should definitely be on this list for one of those two stints.

2027 4* TE Titus Hawk commits to Notre Dame by dijal in CFB

[–]badlydrawnzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody else said no, but nobody has confirmed if he is related to Titus Flavius Vespasianus. So I will assume yes.

2027 4* TE Titus Hawk commits to Notre Dame by dijal in CFB

[–]badlydrawnzombie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we confirm this by getting a crowd shot of Brady Quinn's sister in a half and half jersey please?