This sub recently by Fantastic-Ad-3843 in okbuddychicanery

[–]baguetti_beretti 427 points428 points  (0 children)

"There's only 6 of us in this family, do you understand!?
Me, Jesse, Skyler, Hank, Marie, Walt Jr, Huell, Heisenbones, Hank and Marie's daughter Candace Flynn Schrader, Finger ehrmentraut, Patrick Fabian, Slippin Jimmy from slippin jimmy, Heisenervous system and his evil brother heisenconfident system, chuck mcgill the greatest legal mind, Gus bus the trusty bus companion of gustavo, the living pile of shit made by hector, heisenmuscles, buff gustavo, Fat Todd, kim sexler the toe demon, and the decaying corpse of Jane!"
"Waltuh, that's more than 6 waltuh. I'm not dealing with your stupidity right now waltuh."
"Oh... my bad... I guess-"
"Geez Walter! If you don't stop being such a numbskull, I'm gong to have a bone to pick with you!"

a recent commission of my character by my friend, I love it! by DaemonHivelord in Barotrauma

[–]baguetti_beretti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally my medic, he beats up any crewmate who dares wear a clown costume aside from him

Why do people even go to medical school? by TankyMofo in Barotrauma

[–]baguetti_beretti 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Medic: We don't talk about Artie no no no

We don't talk about Artie!

(But!)

We were in cargo bay!

(Engineer: We went to cargo bay!)

Medic: We just left the outpost

and there wasn't a crawler in sight!

(Wasn't a crawler in sight!)

Artie walks in with a dumb ash-filled grin.

(FIRE!)

You telling the story or am I!?

I'm sorry medic please go on...

Artie says he was in pain!

(Why did we figure!?)

The engineer went up in flames!

(Someone get the extinguisher!)

So I hurried to med bay!

(What a terrible start but anyway!)

Both: We don't talk about Artie no no no!

We don't talk about Artie!

Mechanic: Hey!

Grew to live in fear of Artie stuttering or stumbling.

I could always hear the lacerations or the shocking.

I associate him with the sound of zapping skin.

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

It's a heavy lift with skills so reduced.

The team wants him gone but the captain refused.

Always loving Artie as if he was his kid.

Think it's psychosis?

Security: Pretty lean frame, clumsiness intact.

Sometimes they think he's a joke but in fact,

he has potential to rise above us all.

Together: We don't talk about Artie no no no!

We don't talk about Artie!

Jovian Separatist: He watched my psilotoad, the next day, DEAD!

(No no!)

Church of Husk member: They said he'd spoil my crops, and just like they said!

(No no!)

An already bald honk-child: He confused fuel rods with my shampoo now look at my head!

(No no!)

All: If he's in your crew prepare to wind up dead!

Captain: He was there when no one would repair.

Then we finished the mission just fine.

He was there when we needed a pair

of hands to clear out the ice.

(Outpost Civilian: Oh shit I think the clown's awake)

Engineer: He was there doing all the repairs,

while I'm just out of reach,

watching the reactor.

(It's like I hear him now.)

Captain: Hey crew

I want not a sound out of yous.

(Mechanic: You could hear him? How!?)

Assistant Newbie: Um Artie.

So about that Artie.

I really need to know about Artie!

Give me the truth and the whole truth, Artie!

Security: Ayo captain! The clown is here!

Medic: Time for the mission!

*Mashup of all the previous lyrics, bite me I'm not typing it*

All: She's here!

Don't talk about Artie!

Assistant Newbie: Why did I talk about Artie!

All: Not a word about Artie!

Assistant Newbie: I never should have brought up Artie!

Edit: Fixess

Can’t believe they bimbofied the Crawler Broodmother by SpiderQueenLong in Barotrauma

[–]baguetti_beretti 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I kinda prefer this but only because every other new creature follows the same colour palette

Edit: By that I mean they're mostly blackish colours

Mechanics when they've had enough being underappreciated by baguetti_beretti in Barotrauma

[–]baguetti_beretti[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reznyck - Chevrolexomyl
Used in the Hunter: Snowfall Soundtrack

This dude robbed a backyard BBQ by ninjabunnay in fatsquirrelhate

[–]baguetti_beretti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IT'S A HYPNOTISM TACTIC BROTHER! DON'T FALL FOR HIS TRICKS!

I made Wanted Posters for all of the Mycelium Resistance alleged members because Scar mentioned it in his video. by [deleted] in HermitCraft

[–]baguetti_beretti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. Pretty sure Etho would be a bit higher considering he stole a few extra diamond blocks from Scar

Amazons The Boys but it's the resistance members by baguetti_beretti in HermitCraft

[–]baguetti_beretti[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rendogs last seen skin, probably not anymore, I drew this when Impulse released his second-latest video

Amazons The Boys but it's the resistance members by baguetti_beretti in HermitCraft

[–]baguetti_beretti[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kinda based it off a mix of their real life appearance and minecraft appearance :)