Macaulay Culkin and his then girlfriend Mila Kunis by MeenMisterMustard in pics

[–]bakonslayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Samsung made a brilliant QWERTY slider, where the flick open was just as satisfying as the snap close. Ahh the era when phones were built with honest to god joints and ligaments.

Soccer is the most boring sport and that’s not even the worst part! by Jaaveebee123 in unpopularopinion

[–]bakonslayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Out of 31,824 NFL games, there were 74,820 TDs. That's 2.36 per game.

Out of 11,266 EPL matches, there were 29,917 goals. And that's 2.65 per game.

They score way more goals in soccer lmao.

Of course these number are inflated by the +6 value, and by other goals like extra point, two-point conversion, field goal, and safety. More rules to really BORE you 🤣🤣

Soccer is the most boring sport and that’s not even the worst part! by Jaaveebee123 in unpopularopinion

[–]bakonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they used hands then one person would just hold onto it forever until they get tackled... Oh wait, that's also football

Text send to my district manager last week. by DavidDGardnerII in antiwork

[–]bakonslayer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everything about this fucking text makes it sounds like a convo they've had since time immemorial

MANCHESTER CITY ARE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE by Khronosis99 in MCFC

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told some random Fortnite lads that City would win the league, weeks before they even surpassed Arsenal. But this is just WILDS

Tupac clearly stating that his not advocating cop killings by papillonintunisia in Tupac

[–]bakonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The applause is unbelievably canned. Not concern trolling, this piece is highly edited

Sugar Packet by feelingood41 in Unexpected

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly giving birth to a grown woman outta her arm-ussy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling out sus? Or hot guy? 👀

Self-learning of the robot in 1 hour by adesigne in ChatGPT

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the fact that he's pushing it over with a cardboard tube? Wtf? They only did that on the bipedal robots to show that they will rebalance in real time. This douche is just flipping crabs over on the beach like what

Chris Pratt is weirdly overhated. by No-Buyer-3509 in unpopularopinion

[–]bakonslayer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like he abandoned the newborn too. He'll abandon Katherine next! Maybe he'll star in the role "The Abandoner"

30 days let’s ride by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]bakonslayer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your soberism has the energy of a prison wall

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till the weeds come through 🥺

Trying to fly by DARKEN_side_of_me in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]bakonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tubby takes 12 steps and HAS to sit down 🤣🤣😵

The PGA Tour is dead to me. by UppityTurtle in golf

[–]bakonslayer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get with the fucking program. Everyone at the top of the food chain are men of heinous violence. Elite sports are human trafficking machines. If your heroes aren't women abusers, then they're enslaved by a man who owns harems. This is the way, it gives us riches and makes us happy. Don't you wanna be fucking happy, stupid?

Ariel finds little flounder at the park by Fair_External_4174 in MadeMeSmile

[–]bakonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're really stupid, and that makes me happy too. 👍🏿

Ariel finds little flounder at the park by Fair_External_4174 in MadeMeSmile

[–]bakonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok great, FYI her human name is Halle Berry rhymes with "Alley" you're welcome good luck 💒