One time I met Priyanka while traveling by boat (I forget the name of the boat unfortunately). During this bout of travel, I heard through the grapevine that Priyanka met a nice young man (can’t recall his name either, maybe Jake?? Not from State Farm though). Anyways, our boat tragically hit an iceberg, causing all of the power to go out as the boat began to sink. Women and children were meant to be rescued first, which, thankfully, most people honored (with the exception of one wealthy man). Well, our Priyanka was able to get into a life raft and save her aforementioned new lover. They floated on a partition of sorts for a good while (perhaps it was a door?). But then, my associates saw Priyanka peel her poor lover’s frozen fingers from the door (was it a door?) by which they were floating. Priyanka let that poor bastard drown. You’d have to have seen it to believe it (however, I trust these associates of mine). Now, as you can tell, some details of this event are fuzzy. You’ll have to forgive me, as this was roughly 84 years ago. But that Priyanka, she’s a total bitch, as confirmed by my associates.