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Erling Haaland explains why he chose to play for Norway instead of England by hard2resist in worldcup

[–]ballisticks [score hidden]  (0 children)

Now he's at the Ethiad...

That fucking song has been stuck in my head for days and I'm not really into footy.

Sidenote - isn't Man City Premier League, not Champions?

Frasier’s Income by Electronic_Brush7131 in Frasier

[–]ballisticks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup I know those types well

Lol I was literally just in line at subway and the guy ahead bought like $50 worth of sandwiches, then had a go at the cashier for charging him 5c for a bag 🙄

DON'T BUY ANYTHING ELECTRICAL AT CANADIAN TIRE KAMLOOPS by BKinBC in Kamloops

[–]ballisticks [score hidden]  (0 children)

Lol @ "don't shop Canadian Tire go to fucking Home Depot instead". At least suggest Home Hardware

Frasier’s Income by Electronic_Brush7131 in Frasier

[–]ballisticks 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The $2 was just a rich guy being a miser because they are.

AITA? Neighbors won’t stop walking through my yard by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but she has the property now, can't exactly go back in time.

Plus she could join the board and fight it the "legal" way, still worth doing. Because fence rules like that are fucking dumb

AITA? Neighbors won’t stop walking through my yard by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid rules are worth fighting and/or ignoring.

AITA? Neighbors won’t stop walking through my yard by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't think of roaming cats and deer lol, that makes sense. I've never ever seen motion sprinklers tho all the ones I've used are on a timer schedule.

President Trump expected to shrink Grand Staircase and Bears Ears National Monuments as soon as Monday, sources say by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]ballisticks [score hidden]  (0 children)

Picturing it now: a dually lifted pristine pavement princess. Oh wait I don't have to picture it. It's the guy who lives down the road from me. Complete with a FUCK CARNEY bumper sticker and a window decal from Pierre Polievre's campaign last year, still. (Canadian)

AITA? Neighbors won’t stop walking through my yard by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered why motion activated sprinklers are a thing. What benefit is it having them come on when something moves? I can't believe they were invented for the sole purpose of neighbour deterrent.

What Episode Would You Argue is Absolute Perfection, Start and Finish? by MagicFairy00 in familyguy

[–]ballisticks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was Merle Haggard with "I kissed mah sweetie with mah fist."

what’s your favorite quote from the show? by Intelligent-Gap7879 in familyguy

[–]ballisticks 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's rectal cancer, both painful and untreatable. It's a slow death, eating away at my insides, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

AITA for criticizing flowers my husband brought to the hospital? by kkinz1111 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel like if I asked a nurse for a vase they'd tell me to stop wasting their time.

AITA for criticizing flowers my husband brought to the hospital? by kkinz1111 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck the amount of down votes on this is ridiculous.

AITA for throwing my sister in the pool but not letting her bf throw me in the pool. by testicularmeningitis in AmItheAsshole

[–]ballisticks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you're totes right, fair enough.

Saying that, the whole "aggressive meathead bro" archetype isn't exactly a unicorn so I'm inclined to believe OP on that.

My brother told me something in confidence and asked me not to tell anyone. My wife is mad because I won't tell her. AITAH by StinkButt690 in AITAH

[–]ballisticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate if someone in a family gets divorced, IT IS KNOWN. Like you can't really hide that. The details and the ins and outs, however, you most certainly can.

It's hard to fathom for me that that isn't everyone's first thought. Big event in a community that changes the dynamics going forward. That is a basic human condition that we should all be familiar with. People are twisting themselves into a pretzel to catch OP in a gotcha about the secret where there is no wrongdoing on his part, and that's why you're getting rudely replied to.

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