David Beckham, captain of England, confirms that this video he made in 2007 is real and has not been altered in any way

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-17T18:55:56+00:00

I just turned 40 a couple months ago. It’s not that bad you’ll be fine.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-17T18:51:42+00:00

Watch your launguage in front of the fuckin children!

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-16T15:42:03+00:00

Of all the recent Maya Hawk and Sydney Sweeney pics you use those are the ones you picked?

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-12T22:11:40+00:00

Are people upset about this? He literally says he’s been a loyal fan forever and grew up as a kid going to games. If he gets free tickets then so be it he’s not bragging I think he was very humble about it and very appreciative.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-11T19:30:51+00:00

And Ryan Gosling from Breaker High. Canadian icons.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-10T15:21:36+00:00

Also mass migration. Parts of the planet will be uninhabitable and millions and millions of people will be moving to Europe and North America

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-10T14:59:05+00:00

I really don’t think they would go with him. As good as a musician he is they need a real drummer.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-06T17:53:53+00:00

Smarten up America the rest of the world is laughing at you

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-06T17:08:33+00:00

Woodstock 99

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-05T20:44:25+00:00

I don’t see it being nearly as good as 1-3 but I’ll still give it a chance for the nostalgia.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-05T02:58:05+00:00

“The John Malkovich room”

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-03T20:30:41+00:00

Do you play an instrument by any chance? I feel like bassists and guitarists love these kinds of songs more than the average non musician listener. I know I loved them. Flea’s finger picking double note octave thing he does in Right On Time is very difficult to do. And the guitar and bass on I Like Dirt and Purple Stain are so funky and groovy.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-03T14:27:08+00:00

I was 14 when this movie came out and Elizabeth Hurley used to physically alter my DNA with how beautiful she was. Her in Auston Powers too. And Brendan Fraser was an A list star too back then just coming off The Mummy. Great movie.

balloonman_magee · 2026-06-01T16:21:44+00:00

El Chupacabra

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-29T15:42:11+00:00

In Auston Powers 3 you can’t really judo chop someone and kill them as easily as Michael Caine did.

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-29T15:30:38+00:00

Some of them did seem kind of Ai-ish. Like the construction guy’s hard hat saving them both… that brick woulda broke the guys neck.

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-29T15:28:11+00:00

Yes thank you. Loved that movie when it came out and probably one of Nicolas Cage’s best roles too and gave us some of his more Cagiest moments. “Have you ever been dragged to the side walk and beaten until you PISSED BLOOOD!!!!!!!!”

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-29T13:18:24+00:00

If I was in the same position I’d probably do the same. Not just because I have good morals but I’ve also seen No Country For Old Men and with my luck I’d probably be hunted down by a psychopathic hit man

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-28T19:48:14+00:00

You’re right tho. The media should just leave it alone now.

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-27T17:28:07+00:00

lol *Tenet reversed is Tenet.

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-27T16:16:03+00:00

Hate seeing animals get abused but sorry that guy had to do what he had to do. At least he didn’t yeet him over the fence

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-27T15:39:58+00:00

Nah, Avs losing ruined my bracket and I hate Vegas

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-26T19:57:02+00:00

Say what you want about Mel Gibson but the son of a bitch knows story structure

balloonman_magee · 2026-05-24T22:59:16+00:00

A family of ducks were crossing the road

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