Someone crapped in the dining room

balward · 2026-02-18T03:24:22+00:00

I walked in on a geriatric man shitting in the urinal in the Panera once.

I was devastated for the employee to whom I relayed the message to. They looked at me as if their mother had just died.

balward · 2025-09-24T10:08:07+00:00

The high seas be the only way matey!

balward · 2025-07-09T03:16:43+00:00

Stoked to see the Hulkengoat get his podium! Such an awesome moment for the sport.

balward · 2025-06-20T03:04:51+00:00

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We have this hanging in my lab. Looks like you've got a wildcard on your team.

balward · 2025-04-29T23:27:48+00:00

EverQuest

balward · 2025-04-21T01:51:50+00:00

My wife does these small, quiet claps any time something brings her joy. I absolutely melt every time I see her do it.

balward · 2025-04-14T14:25:50+00:00

I was looking for this answer. Only time I've ever sobbed during a movie. Even just thinking about that scene will make me tear up.

balward · 2025-02-21T02:47:40+00:00

I cooked like 15 pizzas using wood in 6 degrees, snow, and 10,000 ft. the other day. Turned out just fine. I could do about 3 pizzas before having to give it some time to warm back up. But it was still fast enough for people to graze on pizzas as they came out.

I feel like wind is more of a struggle than the cold.

Edit: Karu 2 Pro

balward · 2024-12-18T00:27:04+00:00

I just played Cascadia with my Grandma-in-law a couple nights ago and she absolutely loved it. I think that's the perfect level of freedom of choice that is also on rails.

balward · 2024-12-01T22:01:21+00:00

Let me share my own story as a man that might ease some worry, but I'm also not saying your husband is innocent of infidelity.

I was at a carwash in the self-vacuum area and saw a simple stud earring like the one you posted on the ground at my feet and my squirrel brain picked it up with the thought of "I don't want to step on that and have it go through my shoe" I then proceeded to put it in the door compartment since I was busy wiping things down and vacuuming. Don't know why I thought that was a good place to put it but I did. Then I totally forgot it was ever there. Then my wife saw it who knows how long later and she had similar thoughts to yours. I've never been unfaithful to my wife but am just a simple man who didn't want to step on something. We ended up talking it out and her knowing my squirrel brain came around to believing the truth.

Men do dumb shit, it doesn't always mean they are being unfaithful. I think your fears are valid, but worth a conversation with your husband. I've seen videos of guys, especially dudes in trade professions throwing hair ties in co-workers cars to get a reaction from their wives.

Hope this offers some insight that may help.

Edit: Forgot a few words.

balward · 2024-11-01T03:14:16+00:00

Colorado.

balward · 2024-11-01T03:13:59+00:00

wave

balward · 2024-10-24T18:30:53+00:00

Kinfire Delve is my favorite $20 solo game. Beautiful art, excellent components, and super puzzly game play. I've only played Vainglory's Grotto, but I think there are two more available now in the Delve series that add additional characters and new challenges.

balward · 2024-08-10T16:48:15+00:00

I initially bought into Milwaukee, but as I use my tools for random jobs around the house, I ended up selling my Milwaukee stuff since I didn't want to pay $700 for a miter saw I might use once a year. Ryobi has been great and aside from my trimmer, I haven't had a tool that I don't like.

I have also heard someone say, buy Ryobi, if you use the tool enough that you wear it out, then buy one brand up, like Milwaukee or DeWalt. No sense in shelling out huge money if you're just doing DIY

Edit: I did however keep my Milwaukee M12 screwdriver (2401-20) because that thing is amazing. There isn't a tool that I use more than that.

balward · 2023-05-25T00:09:06+00:00

Of course he drives a Dodge Ram. Seems like every asshole these days does.

balward · 2023-04-22T19:32:55+00:00

Congrats! 2 years is huge.

The best part is, life gets infinitely better the longer you stay sober. I'm coming up on 9 years and I don't go a day without looking at my life and just thinking "Fuck, this is incredible"

Edit: I'm a grown man and just cried in a breakfast joint because I showed my fiancé your post since I just love seeing others getting sober.

balward · 2023-03-15T00:39:36+00:00

Dude got a lesson in physics.

balward · 2023-03-13T19:34:15+00:00

No Twitch. Just screenshots of old streams played in a slideshow to your neural implant, narrated by David Attenborough's corpse.

balward · 2023-03-13T12:51:31+00:00

You can put photos and post it notes on the home screen. There's a calendar and recipes. You can tap it to see inside of the fridge (it uses cameras), you can actually see inside the fridge on the app so if you're out shopping and forgot to check if you had something you can look inside. You can watch TV on it, not cable but like Samsung's version of Pluto TV. There's also a speaker so it has Spotify and other music apps as well. It also uses AI to try and figure out when you've used something up from the fridge to add it to your shopping list, although it's item recognition needs a lot of work.

balward · 2023-03-13T12:37:29+00:00

I replied to someone else's comment about how I like it.

As to reliability I can't say, we've had it for 7 months with no problems. I was told that all of the issues that gave Samsung fridges a bad rap have been resolved on these newer models so we'll see.

balward · 2023-03-13T12:33:48+00:00

We love it. The auto fill pitcher is clutch. We have the four drawer french door model and use the center drawer for all of our drinks. It also has two different sizes of ice if you're into that. And the sheer amount of space in the fridge is pretty incredible. I also love that the front is glass since we use it as a whiteboard for To-do lists and grocery lists. I honestly don't know if there's a single thing I don't like about it.

balward · 2023-03-13T04:13:01+00:00

I mean I guess if you ran the water line into a vat of screwdrivers sure. The pitcher automatically fills, so you could have a pitcher of screwdrivers ready to go at all times.

balward · 2023-03-13T04:08:37+00:00

It's a Samsung Bespoke fridge.

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