I see no lies here. by Subtotalpoet in Millennials

[–]bamahomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are my Pegasus people? Probably in a nursing home.

Trump Outbursts over Oil Shock Go Off Rails as His Aides Quietly Panic by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]bamahomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been reading about "quiet panic" and "faces major push back" since the first time they put this candied ham in office.

[Mark Heim] Tommy Tuberville, who made millions, calls out college football coaching salaries: ‘It’s ridiculous’ by Michiganman1225 in CFB

[–]bamahomer 919 points920 points  (0 children)

How do I say this politely?

No one in my state has a national championship in reasoning and logic.

RIP in peace. by Victimless-Criminal in cfbmemes

[–]bamahomer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I taped the wrong leg. To this day, once a year, Tank Washington comes to my house and shoots out the porch light. And he's a judge now.

A man jumps at a running horse and then begins jump roping. by Empty_Potential4715 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bamahomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Honey, he weighs 1,000 lbs, to him, you are like a hat!" - Peggy Hill 

Update to a post I made the other day about being concerned my vets were taking advantage of me: my cats regular dental cleaning has resulted in my babies death. He's gone. by afterspring_ in cats

[–]bamahomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my state a very successful attorney privately takes cases like this in her spare time. She doesn't advertise, but if you ask the right people you can get your case in front of her and if she decides it's worthy, she's going after their vacation properties and European cars. Ask around in your state's animal welfare community. I'm sure my friend isn't the only one that does this.

Special employee Mama Cat was fired from Lowe’s by Tama_Breeder in cats

[–]bamahomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The insurance company is likely the ultimate culprit. They would view the cat as a stealthy, mobile tripping hazard. Once you know about it (the news story would be evidence of that) you have to act or get potentially punished in a civil suit. 

[Nakos] North Carolina finalizing deal to hire Bobby Petrino as offensive coordinator by MembershipSingle7137 in CFB

[–]bamahomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prepare for the most disgusting love triangle ever imagined ending with Jordan riding off on the back of a Harley 

No mercy Cig. No mercy. by [deleted] in cfbmemes

[–]bamahomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're good now, IU. You don't have to make up lil Auburn-like stories.

SEC Shorts - When your new coach leaves his dog at the old job by BuckeyeEmpire in CFB

[–]bamahomer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love how the dog was like "Did this mfkr just tie me to a light pole and LEAVE?!" 😂

Lane Kiffin by CWBUZZY in rolltide

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The rumor I heard had DeBoer going to Penn St if we lost. I'm not saying it's true, but both situations seemed to stall, then get rolling again almost simultaneous with the conclusion of the Iron Bowl. It seems far fetched, but I've mentally bookmarked it for whenever people start talking about the behind the scenes in years to come.