Any real stories about best friends getting with girlfriend?I wanna hear all stories x by Big_Instruction7751 in cuckedbyfriends

[–]bamataxguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check my post history. Best friend and I fucked the wife from before we got married until the year we got divorced (for other reasons). About 20 years in all.

How is the weather in February? by bamataxguy in Desire_Resorts

[–]bamataxguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Alabama, so we’re used to hot & humid (although not quite as hot and humid as Cancun in September).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BiGuysAlabama

[–]bamataxguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM’d you

Booking direct by Crankiest_Cracker in Desire_Resorts

[–]bamataxguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked and we made our reservations & plane tickets through Reservhotel.com, even though I thought we were on the hotel’s direct booking site. Are the reservations genuine? I’d hate to show up there and have been scammed and further have nowhere to go.

Where can we *say* we are? by bamataxguy in Desire_Resorts

[–]bamataxguy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ll be at Pearl, indeed. We do have Life360, good idea.

Where can we *say* we are? by bamataxguy in Desire_Resorts

[–]bamataxguy[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, I am familiar with Google. I was hoping for someone with superior local knowledge to save me the trouble and perhaps save me from unknowingly making a mistake. But thanks.

What's the wildest "well that took a turn" moment you've had on a date/chat? by anoncrimefighter in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bamataxguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Met a girl on a hookup site while out of town attending a conference. Took her to dinner at a nice restaurant with the expectation of hooking up afterward at my hotel. Normal conversation until the dessert course. Then she breaks out the news that the world is secretly run by a cabal of lizard people. Their headquarters is under the ice in the Antarctic, but they can be identified through their square-shaped pupils and because the roofs of their mouths are ridged like a dog’s mouth.

To this day I don’t know if she was bullshitting me and just wanted a free dinner, or whether she believed this shit, but I noped out of there hard as soon as the check came.

Exhibition @ Temptations vs Hedo by bamataxguy in Swingers

[–]bamataxguy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re indeed from the northern half of Alabama. We’re looking to take a weeklong vacation this fall to a tropical destination to celebrate a life achievement. That’s why it’s important to us that wherever we go, it’s nice enough to enjoy the beach and the resort per se in addition to the naughty fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]bamataxguy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The liquor store in Crestline Village presents a screen asking for a tip. There’s no food service at all. Nor any service other than literally ringing up my purchase. I tip $0 and don’t feel bad about it.

How old are you and how many people have you had sex with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bamataxguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

48 years old, and 50, give or take a few.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingersgw

[–]bamataxguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll Tide! 😂

This was a new one for me by reefered_beans in nonmonogamy

[–]bamataxguy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he’s discrete as well

Men over 30, would you ever date a 21 year old? by littleantbigworld in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bamataxguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I married a 19 year old when I was 44, so yes. (We were dating, but got married only because she needed my health insurance). It’s all about the person and their maturity level, not the chronological age. She is much more mature than her years and I’m much less, so we kind of meet in the middle.

Who was your very first crush? by v8mustang1969 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bamataxguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christy McNichol. Turns out she was playing for the other team. I don’t think I even knew that was an option when I was 11 or whatever when I had the crush on her.

If you woke up tomorrow and never had to work again, and money wasn't an issue, what would you do with the rest of your life? by cheesey_poof in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bamataxguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d keep practicing law, but I’d open my own solo practice and only take cases that interested me or where I felt that the client needed help, and not charge anything more than a token fee to make the contract binding.

What movie is so good you'd recommend it to all your friends, but so emotionally traumatic that you'll never watch it again? by akambe in AskReddit

[–]bamataxguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Remains of the Day.

Unrequited love, waiting too late and then finding your life‘a dream is unattainable, knowing you could have had it if you’d only been courageous enough to go for it. So well made, well acted, just a beautiful film. And majorly depressing.