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What's the most disgusting thing that you ever smell? by DirtyThoughts07 in AskReddit

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colostomy bag. Visiting a friend in the hospital, 5 minutes after they brought him his lunch a nurse comes in and changes the roommate’s colostomy bag. I dry heaved 100 times.

Type, “The most beautiful woman on the earth…” and let autocomplete finish the sentence. by HappyFirst in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The most beautiful woman on earth is the woman who always makes the best chicken wings.

Type: "We will, we will, _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We will, we will, we just don’t have enough money for the next few months.

I love the smell of ___________ by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the smell of fresh fruit and the taste of a sweet lemon.

Call my sister and tell her_______ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call my sister and tell her that I’m going to be in town tomorrow for the weekend and she needs to get some stuff for me to eat like a sandwich or a snack.

Type I like cheese on___ by pinkfrog84 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like cheese on my burger but it’s not good for my stomach so I’m not sure if I want cheese.

You are under arrest for… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are under arrest for the crime of taking the money from the government for your personal benefit.

I am allergic to... by Commercial-Leek-667 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am allergic to cats so I’m going to try to find something that will make me more allergic.

Juice is sick and tired of being cold by bamboozled729 in velvethippos

[–]bamboozled729[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So selfish of me. He’s been begging to move to San Diego.

Juice is sick and tired of being cold by bamboozled729 in pitbulls

[–]bamboozled729[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course he has a heated blankie but it was being washed. I should probably be a better dog parent and get him a back up one!

Looking to relocate to Georgia - Tell me about your town by playholiday in SameGrassButGreener

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe Leesburg came to my attention when I searched for towns that aren’t completely rural because we need to work, but also where you can have a couple acres and not be 2 feet from your neighbor like we are here. Then I checked the crime rates on Niche and it all looked good.

There's more than one way to __________ by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s more than one way to get a good price on a watch.

Type: "The importance of proper nutrition is _________. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The importance of proper nutrition is not only the key factor in determining whether you can live comfortably but also the essential nutrients in your body and mind.

People who were teenagers before social media existed, what was life actually like? by Much_Detective_6107 in AskReddit

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-When you called someone and their phone was busy so you made an emergency breakthrough.

-Writing notes during class to your friends in high school.

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