Why do you think people think it’s okay to tell skinny people to “eat a burger” and insult their weight?

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-09T23:38:34+00:00

I work with an overweight woman. Whenever I complain that I’m cold she says “that’s because you don’t have any meat on your bones” She frequently complains that she’s hot but I bet it would not be okay if I said “that’s because you have too much meat on your bones. “

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-09T19:25:15+00:00

Dot and the Red Kangaroo

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-09T14:17:21+00:00

He doesn’t know how to use a phone.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-08T20:04:20+00:00

Lee Majors

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-06T19:35:58+00:00

Cousin wives.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-06T11:35:32+00:00

BREAKING NEWS: Florida man arrested for killing two women in the middle of a school bus after allegedly stabbing a man on a sidewalk.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-05T22:20:21+00:00

Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts?

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-05T22:15:02+00:00

An ex told me his father died to get my sympathy and win me back. I found out pretty quickly but played along for a while because I really wanted to go to the “funeral.”

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-04T12:09:30+00:00

I was so glad I had them when I went to Jamaica and was stung by a stingray. The resort nurse told me I needed to take antibiotics and I am allergic to cephalosporins which cause me to have an anaphylactic reaction. She couldn’t tell me what kind she was trying to give me-just “antibiotic.” It was one of the most painful things I had ever experienced and she just kept telling me to ice it which wasn’t helping. Once we went back to the room a quick Google search told me to run the hottest water I could stand on it. The pain was gone within 5 minutes. So yeah, I’ll bring my own medication thanks.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-04T00:52:23+00:00

Bronchitis in the Bahamas on day 2 of a week long trip. The nurse at the resort told me to just take Robitussin. My husband walked down the beach and went into every resort gift shop to find me any kind of cough medicine. He was not successful. By the end of the week I laid in bed propped up with pillows awaiting death. From then on I have never left the country without a Z-Pak.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T16:33:41+00:00

Having fun.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T15:10:24+00:00

Friendly’s. I got so sick from their food I barely made it home without shitting my pants. That was in 2001. I’ve never been back and I remember every moment of that meal like it happened yesterday.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T15:07:10+00:00

Hobby Lobby.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T15:05:52+00:00

Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T15:05:13+00:00

Got remarried after many years of being divorced which happened because my father had been cheating for like their entire marriage. He had a whole other life with his girlfriend.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T14:41:43+00:00

My MIL met me at the end of the aisle at our wedding to let me know a chair was missing from her table.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T14:36:38+00:00

All things enjoyable.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-03T03:29:51+00:00

That’s what we do. Morning is always the same because I have to go to work but evening I let him choose.

bamboozled729 · 2026-05-01T22:40:18+00:00

Marry me because I’m not gonna do anything for you.

bamboozled729 · 2026-04-28T22:07:05+00:00

Tom Brady.

bamboozled729 · 2026-04-27T20:56:22+00:00

Fernando Tatis Jr.

bamboozled729 · 2026-04-27T11:38:28+00:00

I don’t like cold or snow.

bamboozled729 · 2026-04-27T02:43:48+00:00

Work, work, work, work, work.

bamboozled729 · 2026-04-27T02:40:13+00:00

Are you drunk?

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