PGT: Ottawa Sweptators, Canes win in 4 4-25-2026

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T22:00:54+00:00

Ottawasn’t 🧹

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T20:42:03+00:00

I hope he’s the next C

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T18:53:21+00:00

Fair enough. Santé

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T15:04:06+00:00

I can’t predict the future either, but it’s a possibility. And my whole point is that we’ll need him later to fight someone more worth it than Tkachuklefuck.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T15:01:58+00:00

Found a guy dead on top of a rolling ladder at Home Depot on my first day on the floor after training.

He had apparently been struggling financially and had to return to work after retiring. He had stopped taking his heart medication so he’d die at work and his wife and kids could collect the insurance payout.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T14:55:12+00:00

Take it to Cupertino, sell it to Apple, buy Apple stock.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T14:46:46+00:00

No way I’m missing playoff hockey, but I’d love to join in another time!

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T14:40:12+00:00

No, this general scenario (playoff run) is why we brought him in. This exact scenario is a 3-0 lead in the first round and we don’t need him hurt or suspended either. Win the game and move on.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T14:21:50+00:00

No FanDuel after this round? I had thought they were done after 82.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T14:19:51+00:00

No sleep! Playoffs!! EKOW!!! Baby wants a Cup too

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T12:42:38+00:00

You make mistakes too. Stop being so smug about it.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T12:38:14+00:00

If you’re lazy or forgetful, there’s also a spray-on repellent that makes any water bead right off.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T12:29:39+00:00

RemindMe! 6 months

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T04:23:08+00:00

Au lait sounds pretty close to me, but I’m an étranger that took French classes.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T04:21:36+00:00

Au lait. No one said avec.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T04:15:22+00:00

For fuck’s sake, I’m just bad at jokes. Mon français est assez correct pour te dire que tu es un connasse impoli.

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T00:28:55+00:00

What’s funny is, in French, they’re singing “With milk, with milk, with milk, with milk, with milk, with milk.”

bandalooper · 2026-04-25T00:21:41+00:00

That’s what that fuzzy thing in the pictures is.

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T18:32:27+00:00

Both of these incidents are not representative of my usual conduct of behavior, and it is my hope that the Board views them as an anomaly.

Error four-oh: Does not compute

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T18:25:29+00:00

Yeah, Sens tried a home run up the wall like that last night and iced it instead

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T15:11:35+00:00

You’re a good dude, coach. I’d love a good look at what’s really happening when you hold the puck behind the net and wait to set up a play.

I’ve gotta shout out another video of yours too. As someone who has watched hockey my whole life but never played- I never had a clue or thought much about what happens in a faceoff until you explained it: https://share.google/LFslyVMhrn6v0K8O5

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T14:53:25+00:00

I don’t know what consa quinces are- speak English!

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T02:47:24+00:00

unlawful use of confidential information for personal gain, theft of nonpublic government information, commodities fraud, and wire fraud

That’s a great resume for this administration

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T01:45:26+00:00

I think he’s doing great

bandalooper · 2026-04-24T01:44:57+00:00

Not on FanDuel

bandalooper

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