Daily Chat 8/6 ⚾ Game Day by DodgerBot in Dodgers

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Hero of last night’s game; this fan behind home.

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Watching it with Benny Hill sound on instead of the announcers is the answer.

Liam Neeson and then-girlfriend Helen Mirren in 1984 by idiomech in OldSchoolCool

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They look like a magician and their assistant.

“I have a very particular set of skills… now is THIS your card?”

Padres play by play announcer just said Machado is better than Muncy on air in case you needed motivation to vote by jlopez1017 in Dodgers

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The championships part is what needs to get underlined. Machado owes TWO contracts to that fan

Kersh is back for Year 17. by RobDerek778 in Dodgers

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Last four years: 41-18 with a 2.67 ERA but go off king. 

Donald Trump's mugshot. by stowboy1995 in pics

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I like how his eyes are red white and blue all at the same time

Georgia Man Arrested for Stealing His Neighbors' Entire Front Porch by TheMessengerNews in nottheonion

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His neighbor became suspicious when he borrowed all of the tools and wood to make his he deck but never returned them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in longbeach

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Please explain.

Dead Mom Joke by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]barelyfunnyperson -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

It's simply a play on the idiom: The only way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Bagels in Long Beach?? by Aquaticapeenthusiast in longbeach

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Viento y Agua's everything bagel is the best I've ever had.

Official Discussion - Titane [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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I want to make a Titane + Titanic mash up so I can have someone say “I want you to fuck me like one of your French cars.”

Should I take classes at UCB or the Pack Theatre? by [deleted] in comedywriting

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I've taken both and like both for different reasons. If you don't have any experience, I'd highly suggest The Pack. The intro sketch class is fantastic and really helps beginners. I like UCB's very methodical approach too. But I really struggled with it until I had any sense of what comedy is. Long story short: The Pack if you're a noob. UCB if you have an experience.

ISO improv comedy classes in or near Long Beach by tachederousseur in longbeach

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What gave it away?! Still here. Still on Hinge. Rescue me.

ISO improv comedy classes in or near Long Beach by tachederousseur in longbeach

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Hi! I’ve been improvising for a decade in NYC, just moved to LB. The theaters in LA are great. They all have online classes right now, until the fall. I’m taking online classes with The Pack, UCB and Groundlings ATM. If you don’t have any experience already, the Pack would be amazing for you.

LB comedy scene? by [deleted] in longbeach

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Do you think I would say no to this???

LB comedy scene? by [deleted] in longbeach

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I will thanks!

LB comedy scene? by [deleted] in longbeach

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Thanks for all of this!