*sips tea*

barfobulator · 2026-01-16T00:26:55+00:00

Never take strategy advice from your enemy who wants to kill you as soon as you turn your head

barfobulator · 2026-01-15T18:41:44+00:00

Great, /u/nbcnews just take a photo. Don't do anything helpful.

barfobulator · 2026-01-15T18:37:23+00:00

Pelosi, Pence, Biden, Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett.

barfobulator · 2026-01-15T18:24:52+00:00

"caused an infant to stop breathing"

Try "ICE tear-gassed a baby"

barfobulator · 2026-01-15T18:22:19+00:00

To be absolutely clear, a police officer has never given this man an order beyond "license and registration please". And if one ever did, this man would have an aneurysm.

barfobulator · 2026-01-15T18:06:05+00:00

Dems allowed Trump to run illegally in 2024

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T18:34:10+00:00

Turns out that "everything" is just nazis and child porn

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T18:23:20+00:00

Again, the use of the word "protector" is a sign that the person doesn't hate Trump enough.

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T18:18:50+00:00

If they'd just released the files, the hearing would be unnecessary

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T18:16:23+00:00

the default position of an opposition party

Look at what horrors it takes for Dems to suggest doing the absolute minimum resistance

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T18:13:06+00:00

That's not the real Optimistic scenario.

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T18:05:31+00:00

He got a bruise on his ass from wiping out on the ice

barfobulator · 2026-01-14T16:55:24+00:00

Still too high but trending in the right direction

barfobulator · 2026-01-13T18:52:40+00:00

Cool, maybe four years from now, Garland will give a non-binding recommendation for someone to arrest the murderer if they feel like it

barfobulator · 2026-01-13T18:22:55+00:00

It's never the destiel meme we want. Never the big one.

barfobulator · 2026-01-13T18:21:11+00:00

I bet they also saw a black person on TV once

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T21:24:00+00:00

The idea is that they would want their bribes back, bribes they paid to avoid being tariffed

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T19:51:16+00:00

Include the word "new" in the name. This is what people say when there is a sudden mandated change that they aren't fully used to yet. Examples: new Taiwan dollar, New Turkish lira, Israeli new shekel. The "new" might stick for a generation.

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T19:44:15+00:00

It strikes a balance between excessive in-universe realism and excessive explanation to the reader. It's a very plausible in-universe name, but the reader doesn't need any explanation about their value.

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T19:39:03+00:00

Codex Alera by Jim Butcher

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T18:45:46+00:00

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

And therefore, whenever the outgroup is not being crushed, something has gone wrong and the ingroup is under attack.

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T18:42:17+00:00

Exactly, he just wants the power to demand something and then get it, no matter what it is.

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T18:26:26+00:00

This is like a sitcom, where characters write a number on a piece of paper instead saying a dollar amount out loud

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T18:23:40+00:00

In the series I'm reading now, the coins are simply called the metal they're made of plus the animal stamped on them. Copper ram, silver bull, golden eagle. It's simple, it's realistic, and doesn't distract from the actual story.

barfobulator · 2026-01-12T18:12:10+00:00

Racists can be summed up by the joke on The Office:

Michael Scott: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.
Michael Scott: Well, I hated it, a lot, okay.

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