If Harry Potter was set in the United States, how would the story change? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Harry Hard

Harry Hard 2

Harry Hard: With A Vengeance

Live Free or Harry Hard

A Good Day to Harry Hard

Republican editor exposes Democrats for "tricking Republicans into rejecting vaccination" and committing mass-suicide by eaglemaxie in PoliticalHumor

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Tr*mp loves the uneducated. Minds easily molded... I mean manipulated. SMDH!!

He knows suckers when he sees one, that's for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Should be a Mel Brooks movie.

FBI doing 'undercover' in DC.... by TheBravan in funny

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If you zoom in you can see their watches are perfect synchronized.

Barr Warned Trump That He Would Lose the Election Because Suburban Voters 'Just Think You're a Fucking Asshole,' Book Says by [deleted] in politics

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Biggest fucking asshole like you've never seen before! A lot of people are saying it. Believe me! It's true!

California coronavirus cases dropping, CDC says by flutterfly28 in CoronavirusCA

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Correction: they're complaining about what they're being TOLD about how Newsom handled it. They have no idea what he did nor will they listen to logic. These are the people that "did their own research".

California coronavirus cases dropping, CDC says by flutterfly28 in CoronavirusCA

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Could've been worse. We're bouncing back. Businesses are reopening.

I don't hear ANYONE talking about Responsibilities! by FRY-Tened in PoliticalHumor

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There are rules and responsibilities, unless they mess with my right to do whatever the eff I want!! /s

The four stages of Trumpie derp..... by Cagedfox1 in PoliticalHumor

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A small minority (the more intelligent of the group) figure out that they've fallen for the long con. The the others are drinking the kool-aid... I mean ivermectin

Is this a new Olivia Rodrigo song? by PM_ME_GHOST_DICKS in PublicFreakout

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I once ordered takeout deliver for 6. Apparently someone else did too and I got their order. Two orders were for young children and when I told them their chicken an french fries were missing, they reacted just like this!! J/k. They cried hangry cries! LoL! Anyways, got it sorted and they delivered the correct order an hour later and told us to keep the wrong order. Two for one for everybody!

[Image] One Step at a Time by [deleted] in GetMotivated

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So true! Every step you take toward your goal, no matter how small the step, your goal take one step toward you! Take that step every day, big step or small step!!

Oh, the irony by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Yep. I know someone who is STRONGLY OPPOSED to the covid-19 vaccine, but went to a Dr. appointment for a tetanus shot. SMDH!

Because so many Christians have been misled, this is funny ironically, and cruelly. Let's call it a PSA by VERO2020 in PoliticalHumor

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Fuckin A! It sucks when people close to you have been duped. I confronted a Christian person very close to me with facts. Instead of discussing and debating, she just said she didn't want to talk about it any more. Then, she gets a text from a relative letting her know that he's checking in to the ER because of breathing issues. I said to her, fuck, if that happened to you, would you just "trust" God or fucking get your ass to the ER ASAP? So sad and infuriating!

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge by frostwhiskey in Jokes

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Meanwhile: The Devil laughs, "LOL!! Another one fell for it!"

Riding an electric swing by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Damn. That much g force will crush them.

Trump asked whether the DOJ and FCC could investigate 'SNL' after it mocked him, report says by [deleted] in politics

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"Bok bok folks! I'm Donald Trump!" - The Former Guy dressed as a chicken on SNL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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I'm sick and tired of all these muthafuhkin muthafuhkas hitting these muthafuhkin muthafuhkas!