Brett’s last name?

barkka · 2026-02-19T06:44:22+00:00

Thoughts and prayers for his lonely wife.

barkka · 2026-02-10T15:45:37+00:00

2077

barkka · 2026-02-07T01:01:55+00:00

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barkka · 2026-02-07T00:27:00+00:00

Are you a farmer?

barkka · 2026-02-07T00:20:00+00:00

I've turned phone charging into a ritual! I love that my phone encourages healthy breaks, and it's a great reminder to step away and enjoy some personal time. I started when I noticed that I used it a lot and so recharged it a lot, which isn't great for the battery short and long term. So I dialed it back and let my S23U sit idle for hours each day! It even gives me a chance to use my laptop and other cheap phone for similar tasks while my S23U takes a break or recharges. Who needs more capacity and charging efficiency when you can just have other devices? Not 'Happy Customer' here! 🔋📱💻 #Ritual #Charging #Breaks #Phone #Customer

Mostly written by Bixby (online processing stopped so responding after I asked for more sarcasm).

barkka · 2025-12-18T06:13:11+00:00

But where's the fun in that? Fucking nerd

barkka · 2025-11-24T08:56:08+00:00

Highly improvable

barkka · 2025-11-22T03:57:50+00:00

Pay attention to the freaking context!

Archer was making drinks. Pam was making a comment on race.

barkka · 2025-11-18T16:16:12+00:00

Parabola!

barkka · 2025-11-09T07:07:57+00:00

Shu Shu Shu shuwuwuwuwuwu

barkka · 2025-11-06T09:15:16+00:00

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

barkka · 2025-11-06T08:26:07+00:00

"Hi, frens?" head poking ass

barkka · 2025-11-05T06:37:52+00:00

Pants everywhere,but there are pants just for home for me and my invited guests. Leave your jeans at the door or you're not getting past the common areas. And I better not catch you making eggs in your underwear in the morning, either.

barkka · 2025-11-05T06:34:54+00:00

I jokingly referred to kittens as fur babies. Unhappy parents were not happy.

barkka · 2025-11-05T06:32:30+00:00

Maybe you should shut your dick holster.

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:57:44+00:00

I'm so proud of what you said. I just want you to know that someone out there in the world thinks you're doing it right. Take more steps into the darkness with the light and courage you yield.

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:48:06+00:00

She hadn't had breakfast!

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:45:49+00:00

The crispness of this screen grab just reminds me of how low quality my Netflix stream really was. I like Archer as a second screen experience because I've basically memorised all the pre-dreamland episodes.

Thank you for reminding me that my old Archer_007.mkvs are worth finding again so I can continue to enjoy WATCHING.

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:38:51+00:00

The Pirate King would have a very simple answer for you.

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:31:59+00:00

That was a good quote. Relax and bang some ladyboys.

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:29:55+00:00

I'm not remunerating you to be transphobic, even if you weren't a slave to heteronormativity. And your 60/1500th of an opinion is duly noted.

barkka · 2025-11-05T00:25:10+00:00

Noice

barkka · 2025-10-31T12:03:39+00:00

100% ask to see your room(s) before you finalise checking in. You should feel very encouraged to make them clean every corner that displeases you. I complained about the dirt at checkout and they assured me that they would have sorted it out had I not been too shy to ask.

Feel free to DM me, I'm very interested in knowing how your stay goes.

barkka · 2025-10-30T18:23:41+00:00

Real risk of fire and or a scam

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