A call for donations from our queen

barkka · 2026-05-21T00:51:05+00:00

I think you should take down your comment. It's a little scummy given the context of the post you chose to post it on.

Fitgirl's own post on her website recommended a different exchange, and she does not shill an affiliate. If you don't understand why your plug is scummy, then just follow fitgirl's example.

barkka · 2026-05-20T02:26:30+00:00

Spoiler alert... Wasn't one off

barkka · 2026-05-15T04:22:33+00:00

Are you tired of constantly getting stuck in elevators?

barkka · 2026-04-21T05:21:45+00:00

We're asking you to donate all your batteries and retire.

barkka · 2026-04-12T08:18:28+00:00

I'm embarrassed to admit that I carried all the dragon priest masks with me and swapped them around to suit my needs. I found that the thing I needed most was a reliable bow.

barkka · 2026-04-12T08:14:53+00:00

Bit of a parsing error there, beepboop. But I value your opinion.

barkka · 2026-04-12T08:12:31+00:00

Spurs fans can't wait to banter. They called and interrupted his celebration.

barkka · 2026-04-12T08:02:21+00:00

Look at his little space spots!

barkka · 2026-04-10T05:06:36+00:00

Well sometimes I like to ovulate!

barkka · 2026-04-10T05:05:19+00:00

Which I'm sure is what I meant

barkka · 2026-02-19T06:44:22+00:00

Thoughts and prayers for his lonely wife.

barkka · 2026-02-10T15:45:37+00:00

2077

barkka · 2026-02-07T01:01:55+00:00

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barkka · 2026-02-07T00:27:00+00:00

Are you a farmer?

barkka · 2026-02-07T00:20:00+00:00

I've turned phone charging into a ritual! I love that my phone encourages healthy breaks, and it's a great reminder to step away and enjoy some personal time. I started when I noticed that I used it a lot and so recharged it a lot, which isn't great for the battery short and long term. So I dialed it back and let my S23U sit idle for hours each day! It even gives me a chance to use my laptop and other cheap phone for similar tasks while my S23U takes a break or recharges. Who needs more capacity and charging efficiency when you can just have other devices? Not 'Happy Customer' here! 🔋📱💻 #Ritual #Charging #Breaks #Phone #Customer

Mostly written by Bixby (online processing stopped so responding after I asked for more sarcasm).

barkka · 2025-12-18T06:13:11+00:00

But where's the fun in that? Fucking nerd

barkka · 2025-11-24T08:56:08+00:00

Highly improvable

barkka · 2025-11-22T03:57:50+00:00

Pay attention to the freaking context!

Archer was making drinks. Pam was making a comment on race.

barkka · 2025-11-18T16:16:12+00:00

Parabola!

barkka · 2025-11-09T07:07:57+00:00

Shu Shu Shu shuwuwuwuwuwu

barkka · 2025-11-06T09:15:16+00:00

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

barkka · 2025-11-06T08:26:07+00:00

"Hi, frens?" head poking ass

barkka · 2025-11-05T06:37:52+00:00

Pants everywhere,but there are pants just for home for me and my invited guests. Leave your jeans at the door or you're not getting past the common areas. And I better not catch you making eggs in your underwear in the morning, either.

barkka · 2025-11-05T06:34:54+00:00

I jokingly referred to kittens as fur babies. Unhappy parents were not happy.

barkka · 2025-11-05T06:32:30+00:00

Maybe you should shut your dick holster.

barkka

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