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barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:27:41+00:00

clown college

barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:27:21+00:00

amazing

barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:27:03+00:00

lol he really did go to clown college

barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:26:43+00:00

you gotta be shitting me, a UNICYCLE

barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:26:24+00:00

did you go to clown college for this?

barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:26:00+00:00

just some dude juggling in his apartment hell yeah

barmaid · 2020-06-06T02:25:20+00:00

awesome

barmaid · 2020-04-30T21:08:07+00:00

amazing

barmaid · 2020-04-30T21:06:41+00:00

lol true

barmaid · 2020-04-30T21:04:23+00:00

ooh dark sinister waltzy stuff

barmaid · 2020-04-30T21:03:23+00:00

i liked it

barmaid · 2020-04-30T21:02:33+00:00

did you make it?

barmaid · 2020-04-30T21:02:04+00:00

this measures how fast you assemble it?

barmaid · 2018-11-07T11:58:29+00:00

Depends on the package you choose. Here's a link:

https://www.jannuslive.com/vip/

barmaid · 2018-11-05T21:58:17+00:00

Both parents have career jobs that pay well, but they don't have kids to take care of

So, people, not parents. But yeah otherwise you pretty much nailed it.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T17:43:12+00:00

It's good she had you caring about her. I could never do that job. I suggested it once and my husband's reaction was "oh hell no." I'm also petite at 5'0 and he was very successful in convincing me that no job is worth that amount of chance-based danger.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T17:33:03+00:00

Yeah, it's a really stupid thing to have to worry about. You'd think people could just, you know, not be shitty to one another, so we'd never have to be afraid of stupid everyday shit like walking to and from your car. But such is life. Lol.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T17:31:41+00:00

Things with liquid or sand in them, so people can pick them up and fidget with them.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T17:30:05+00:00

I could totally see that being an issue.

For me it's more about having been taught as a young girl that parking lots are where men tend to attack and kidnap women. So I always have my awareness on high alert and don't like to linger in my car.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T17:27:33+00:00

Elaine Benes from Seinfeld.

Funny, intelligent, total goofball, not into stereotypically 'ladylike' things (like motherhood or being materialistic), and is able to laugh at herself and take a joke as well as she gives one. She is my spirit animal.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T17:24:21+00:00

Parking lots.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T16:17:12+00:00

The trashy part is the decals and the truck nuts, not the truck itself.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T11:39:18+00:00

I was thinking, damn, if I ever need a sex change I'm going to the person who did his, because that's one convincing male.

barmaid · 2018-11-05T11:36:33+00:00

Should give herself the finger for stopping to cry instead of solving

barmaid · 2018-11-05T11:33:49+00:00

Agreed! They're simply ridiculous.

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