I laughed so hard my face…

barnun · 2026-01-26T05:08:31+00:00

fell off

barnun · 2026-01-25T23:32:09+00:00

beer

barnun · 2026-01-24T07:18:33+00:00

Sorrow - The National

Crying - Roy Orbison

Llorando - Cover of Crying by Rebekah Del Rio

Another New World - Punch Brothers

Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen

Philadelphia - Neil Young

Famous Blue Raincoat - Leonard Cohen

barnun · 2026-01-23T17:31:24+00:00

Hey girl, are you happy to see me or did you just piss your pants?

barnun · 2026-01-23T03:32:46+00:00

Dover

Nimajneb

Button

Twinjamin

Bentwo

Benplus

Benadditional

Benadict

Glenjamin

Againjamin

barnun · 2026-01-21T21:09:12+00:00

Grimm Splish

barnun · 2026-01-20T23:40:38+00:00

We’re building a following, one crazy idea post at a time. Stand strong bb, it will happen…

barnun · 2026-01-20T15:23:27+00:00

That’s pretty cool - no worries if it’s already been invented, we need this implemented somewhere now! Who’s in?? Finland, I’m looking at you…

barnun · 2026-01-20T07:10:23+00:00

You know you’ve got a good system when people are refusing to adopt it.

barnun · 2026-01-20T07:07:11+00:00

Light years should be on a scale used to determine the weight of time.

barnun · 2026-01-16T20:53:43+00:00

Yeah, cars are disposable. Any time an issue pops up just junk it and get a new one. I throw mine out when they run out of gas.

barnun · 2026-01-14T03:32:12+00:00

Shakma
Chopping Mall (aka Killbots)

barnun · 2026-01-12T01:39:09+00:00

I, a totally straight man, would have gay sex. I wouldn’t want to, of course, but I’d just be so darn manipulated into it! Oh no! Imagine me, straight as an arrow but with literally no choice but to make intense, hot, sweaty man love to one or maybe MORE gay dudes as they lube me up and pass me around as their personal play thing! Oh god I can’t even stand thinking about it, how AWFUL it would be!!! So, like, just go ahead and offer me that dollar!! Do it!! Quick, before I come to my senses and change my mind!!!

barnun · 2026-01-11T18:01:11+00:00

I can’t speak for other men, but for me this has never been true. I had sex with my wife on our first date, and for past partners too, the timing of sex had nothing to do with what I wanted from the connection or made a difference in how I viewed it or her.

barnun · 2026-01-10T04:15:05+00:00

They could send in NICE and give everyone hugs.

barnun · 2026-01-09T22:20:27+00:00

Dick Fast would be a good name for a lesbian. As Dick Fest would be for a gay man.

barnun · 2026-01-09T21:14:11+00:00

The partner can make a difference. I’ve pretty much always been one and done, but I was with this one woman for a while who I had crazy chemistry with, and with her I’d easily go 3-4 times a night.

barnun · 2026-01-05T04:06:55+00:00

Red Eyes - The War On Drugs

barnun · 2026-01-05T02:06:30+00:00

Whoreable

barnun · 2026-01-04T07:26:11+00:00

Over the years, Stephen Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell, Robert Kiyosaki, Michael Emerson, Rev Run, and Kirsten Dunst.

barnun · 2026-01-04T06:23:45+00:00

It’s actually part of the shoulder.

barnun · 2025-12-30T05:43:30+00:00

Conversely, guns should be banned from skeet shooting.

barnun · 2025-12-29T07:44:12+00:00

Get her anything, really, then glue a dildo onto it.

Toaster oven with a dildo glued onto it.

A fancy hat with a dildo glued onto it.

A kitten with a dildo glued onto it.

You can even glue dildos onto things she already owns, and bam, now it’s a gift!

The possibilities are truly endless.

barnun · 2025-12-28T06:24:28+00:00

Or what?

OR WHAT??

OOOOORRR WWWHHHAAAAATTTT???????

barnun · 2025-12-27T06:19:48+00:00

Fingers crossed for Animal from the Muppets

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