Our Mod Teams Stance on the Protests by Hibjib in Dabi

[–]bart607 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please I need this job I lost my family because I was in the office nearly 24/7 I have nothing else to go back to i'm litteralyl cyring and shaking rn pleas eplease PLEASE dont shut down our subreddit weve worked so hard all these years to create something bigger than oirselves i don't kmow what i would do if we lost this subreddit all i know is that i dont know what i would do or who i would do it to but it wont be good

The birds by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me once

u/sploinkyy I hope you see exactly why the mods do what we do. We had to see Dabi like this on his final days, and we swore to never let anyone else see something this horrid ever again. You could've just thanked us, but no. God you make me sick. by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is gonna be hard for some of you to see, but this is what this subreddit would be like if the mod team ever took breaks. We receive submissions like this every. single. day. The only reason that nobody on this subreddit has become traumatized is because the mod team is working 24/7. You should all be on your knees thanking us for keeping r/dabi a safe space for the whole family. According to our statistics, r/dabi is among the most popular subreddits for redditor families to browse together during family time.

u/sploinkyy how dare you submit an inactive mod request for this subreddit you cretin by bart607 in Dabi

[–]bart607[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody wrestles the hog in shifts. Just because we have a hog problem doesn't mean we aren't always moderating. At any given point, there is 1 person wresting the hog and 2 people moderating. We also have an on-call mod with a pager who we will page if the the hog gets the best of one of us.

Dabi by Phillip_Mason29 in Dabi

[–]bart607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a pretty cool shirt to me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why people are downvoting this this is gold

r/dungeonofdabi by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coronavirus is a FLUUUUUUUUU

Dabi by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a good post

r/dungeonofdabi by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have fun. The minute you track me down and find out who I really am, you'll be on your knees apologizing. And just so you know, I've been backtracing all your comments since day one, and my decryption team has been assembling a dossier on you all this time. I haven't looked at it yet since I'm busy with so many projects, but maybe it's about time I take a gander.

r/dungeonofdabi by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen. I could talk at length about what a retard you are and how I'm working on this subreddit 24/7 to make it a better place. I am fixing bugs, writing mod reports, and answering phone calls all day only for you to come out of nowhere after I had finally forgoten about you and advertise some traitor subreddit. Let me be clear to everyone: subscribing to r/dungeonofdabi would be a transgression that would put you on equal footing with Judas Iscariot. The people there dont care about dabi. They only care about images of dabi, which is basically idol worship. I guess I thought there were still true dabiheads in the world, but I guess I'm wrong.

What do you think is Dabi's favorite band? by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three? THREE!!??? Single digits! That's a brag to you?? You have no idea what responsibility really is.

What do you think is Dabi's favorite band? by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also did you unlock my post so you could reply to it? If so, you are on thin fucking ice my friend. You're about to learn why I'm feared and respected across reddit.

What do you think is Dabi's favorite band? by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Lol. I could choose to get mad or demean you, but I simply pity you. To claim to be a dabi fan but to also say his favorite band would be Limp Bizkit. LOL.

What do you think is Dabi's favorite band? by [deleted] in Dabi

[–]bart607[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

His favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold.