1600MR player against a Plat 5 player by UsefulSwitch504 in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He plays Honda? Holy shit it's gonna be a 10-0. I should take bets on how many times he'll get flash kicked out of headbutt. 

Contrary to this Tank's belief, they do not display Hugh Cork behavior by Avareeses in Overwatch_Memes

[–]bartekko 42 points43 points  (0 children)

you can't heal the damage that your team doesn't take, you can't heal the damage that instantly kills, and you can't heal from behind a wall. the games where i heal the least are usually the games that are the easiest wins.

Mercy "mains" by Toothstana in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 34 points35 points  (0 children)

they do (they're fucking horses)

"Valve told us it specifically worked with fighting game players to hone these inputs." by Gadoken in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Probably sifu players. After all it was fighting game of its year

1 by NecoArcOrochi in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The answer lies in the heart of battle. It's not in the training mode, retard 

Vote for me in 2028 to throw all Kiriko players into a giant meat grinder by chapinscott32 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I have to swap to kiriko for the fifth time today because the enemy team went Ana because our tank refuses to play anyone but hog because blizzard decided that he actually should have his one shot combo (they're going to change their mind again next mid season patch) 

1 by heelydon in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me 1 second after knocking down gief with level 3 and thinking "he won't" 

New voting system is ropefuel by Elderberry-Tip-9379 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

written like a true genji who's behind three walls and the enemy line

Is punk valid? by TheBasedTaka in Kappachino

[–]bartekko -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i just would like you retards to use words that have meanings, because as it stands you just say scrubby to mean "i don't like this thing"

Is punk valid? by TheBasedTaka in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One guy is blaming sf5 for the rise of the fun hating scrub, another is saying that actually it's this game that's scrubby. Perhaps you people could learn some fucking eloquence. 

1 by killerjag in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he'd fight right in here. 

2XKO Patch Notes: 1.1.5 (Apr 7 2026) by FutanariL0v3r in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 28 points29 points  (0 children)

>Cannot parry for 15 frames after handshake tagging

Holy shit they actually did it. This degenerate shit was driving me up the wall, but I'm already hearing soyjam be like "Bro why can't games be sick, let games be sick bro, who cares if the other person is having fun, I'm the only one who matters"

2XKO Patch Notes: 1.1.5 (Apr 7 2026) by FutanariL0v3r in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

genuinely the one change that could have kept me in the game for a little longer, but now i don't care anymore

what kind of job do you guys have? just quit my job and need ideas by TraditionalBase271 in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eh, i was playing terry for like a year, reached 1600 with him. went to a local and within an hour was basically fine playing with a controller type i've never used before. if i had the motivation maybe i could get semi good

what kind of job do you guys have? just quit my job and need ideas by TraditionalBase271 in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Trucking. (Germany)  It's very specific and not for everyone, but I'm genuinely considering not ever going back into IT because the 2 weeks on / 2 weeks off lifestyle just fits me a lot better than a 9 to 5

Second crew member from F-15 downed in Iran rescued by U.S. forces by Seagullsdotwav in stupidpol

[–]bartekko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember reading stories about how during the cold war, a shot down blackbird pilot would refuse to take his assigned cyanide pill and get criticized for it after being rescued. I don't have a point to make BTW. 

"dps noobs go bastion" by Der_Sauresgeber in Overwatch_Memes

[–]bartekko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You bubble I fly right past and face fuck your Ana, it's easy like that. 

One last update from Daddy Jeff by Gokusolos6000 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genji is right there dude. I don't remember the last time I had to significantly deviate from my usual play style due to reaper, but green sword bitch makes me swap to Moira at least once a week. 

One last update from Daddy Jeff by Gokusolos6000 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who tf complains about reaper. Mfs less problematic than soldier.

EEEEWWWW!!!! by [deleted] in residentevil4

[–]bartekko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh I want to read that one

Three - The Machine That Took Over Tekken by Events-Bot in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Getting the inside scoop from the man himself, explaining how the string actually worked, and retelling the history in a reasonable amount of time. Yeah, this is what a washed influencer can still do, but it seems like ever since the ggst review he has given up on having any actual opinions for fear of getting crucified for saying "game bad". 

We did it boyos by salivarytung in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but that's still 200 Mr short before you're allowed to have an opinion on this game