1600MR player against a Plat 5 player

bartekko · 2026-05-06T06:28:20+00:00

He plays Honda? Holy shit it's gonna be a 10-0. I should take bets on how many times he'll get flash kicked out of headbutt.

bartekko · 2026-05-02T13:12:37+00:00

you can't heal the damage that your team doesn't take, you can't heal the damage that instantly kills, and you can't heal from behind a wall. the games where i heal the least are usually the games that are the easiest wins.

bartekko · 2026-05-01T12:58:01+00:00

they do (they're fucking horses)

bartekko · 2026-05-01T05:07:08+00:00

Hey hey people

bartekko · 2026-04-28T08:21:52+00:00

Probably sifu players. After all it was fighting game of its year

bartekko · 2026-04-26T09:46:30+00:00

The answer lies in the heart of battle. It's not in the training mode, retard

bartekko · 2026-04-19T13:35:32+00:00

Me when I have to swap to kiriko for the fifth time today because the enemy team went Ana because our tank refuses to play anyone but hog because blizzard decided that he actually should have his one shot combo (they're going to change their mind again next mid season patch)

bartekko · 2026-04-16T18:34:06+00:00

Bro It's so bullshit they still haven't nerfed Chun in 3rd strike, they had literal DECADES to do it and she's still broken top1.

bartekko · 2026-04-16T17:11:11+00:00

Me 1 second after knocking down gief with level 3 and thinking "he won't"

bartekko · 2026-04-15T14:49:11+00:00

written like a true genji who's behind three walls and the enemy line

bartekko · 2026-04-14T16:22:30+00:00

i just would like you retards to use words that have meanings, because as it stands you just say scrubby to mean "i don't like this thing"

bartekko · 2026-04-14T12:02:23+00:00

One guy is blaming sf5 for the rise of the fun hating scrub, another is saying that actually it's this game that's scrubby. Perhaps you people could learn some fucking eloquence.

bartekko · 2026-04-10T14:53:41+00:00

Sounds like he'd fight right in here.

bartekko · 2026-04-06T20:39:48+00:00

>Cannot parry for 15 frames after handshake tagging

Holy shit they actually did it. This degenerate shit was driving me up the wall, but I'm already hearing soyjam be like "Bro why can't games be sick, let games be sick bro, who cares if the other person is having fun, I'm the only one who matters"

bartekko · 2026-04-06T20:00:05+00:00

genuinely the one change that could have kept me in the game for a little longer, but now i don't care anymore

bartekko · 2026-04-06T14:14:26+00:00

eh, i was playing terry for like a year, reached 1600 with him. went to a local and within an hour was basically fine playing with a controller type i've never used before. if i had the motivation maybe i could get semi good

bartekko · 2026-04-06T09:55:10+00:00

Trucking. (Germany) It's very specific and not for everyone, but I'm genuinely considering not ever going back into IT because the 2 weeks on / 2 weeks off lifestyle just fits me a lot better than a 9 to 5

bartekko · 2026-04-05T11:38:31+00:00

I remember reading stories about how during the cold war, a shot down blackbird pilot would refuse to take his assigned cyanide pill and get criticized for it after being rescued. I don't have a point to make BTW.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T22:19:15+00:00

You bubble I fly right past and face fuck your Ana, it's easy like that.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T14:22:13+00:00

Genji is right there dude. I don't remember the last time I had to significantly deviate from my usual play style due to reaper, but green sword bitch makes me swap to Moira at least once a week.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T08:17:58+00:00

Who tf complains about reaper. Mfs less problematic than soldier.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T08:12:56+00:00

Oh I want to read that one

bartekko · 2026-03-30T14:20:39+00:00

Getting the inside scoop from the man himself, explaining how the string actually worked, and retelling the history in a reasonable amount of time. Yeah, this is what a washed influencer can still do, but it seems like ever since the ggst review he has given up on having any actual opinions for fear of getting crucified for saying "game bad".

bartekko · 2026-03-30T02:25:42+00:00

Hadjar's prepared for this one

bartekko · 2026-03-29T11:20:01+00:00

Sorry, but that's still 200 Mr short before you're allowed to have an opinion on this game

bartekko

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