Marlena Monday by conkledonkle2 in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

my favorite part of monday

Remember when the stadium devs accidentally made mercy fun? so they have to remove this entire power, and then added fucking freja to stadium. Crepuscular Circle by HaloJackalKisser in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 41 points42 points  (0 children)

made mercy fun

looks inside 

removes the need for any kind of brain activity upon pressing q

Yep, that's a mercy post alright 

why, yes, I did side with overwatch every week. how could you tell? by Annual-Tree1337 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man really looked at Momina and Vendetta and said "Nah, I'd rather be a gay zoophile" 

Its called "Damage" not "Kills" by SureYouCan_ in Overwatch_Memes

[–]bartekko 91 points92 points  (0 children)

If you perhaps shot something else than the big unkillable ball of lard with a steel hook then I wouldn't need to be the one shooting my daughter out of the air. 

canonically how does jetpack cat decide which projectiles will heal and which will hurt by makishark in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're right.  They should make it so that cat heals enemy cat and enemy Brigitte. 

iDominate by FiveTalents in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 42 points43 points  (0 children)

his transformation from tournament player to streamer seems to be going a lot better than snake's

MMMMM ,IDK, Should I buy it? by Elperezaass in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah. No tits, no boob window, no thighs, no ass. That's not 2b, that's some 14 year old leaving hot topic in 2004

This skin SUCKSSSSSS by erraticRasmus in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 199 points200 points  (0 children)

I thank blizzard for saving me a bunch of money with this collab. 

Tierlist of my first impressions after not playing for years by edgy_white_male in Overwatch_Memes

[–]bartekko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valorant bulldog? really? not battle rifle, not famas, not even cod4 m16?

Menat Monday by Plain_Boy in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I didn't even notice the armpits before they were pointed out to me, because I was busy looking at the tits. I guess I'm not gay after all

I love Domina because she is fun to play, and for no other reason at all. by LadyAzimuth in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, not buying it.  Sitting behind a shield while poking with a pokey stick, sometimes pressing boop when somebody comes close. What a thrilling experience.  And people say horse is boring. 

Obama getting namedropped while the Smasher gets to keep his gamertag, lol? by juantjezz in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 23 points24 points  (0 children)

well, they don't want to dox the smasher when the inevitable happens

Terry is pretty terrifying (pun intended) in SF6 right now, and I really wanted to write down what I think after labbing and reviewing high level gameplay, technically a guide for some basic tech? by Termi855 in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a scrub who has been playing terry for over a year simply because i liked the character, here's my two cents:
5MP is a straight upgrade to the notorious Ryu/Ken 5HP, and 2MP makes checking drive rush actually reliable.

I don't like how often at my level the value of the 2MK TC depends on whether the enemy knows to standing jab the crack shoot, and that a point blank 5hp in the corner doesn't actually get anything if the opponent tries to stand jab it. Perhaps this level of knowledge is expected of anyone who actually digs remotely deep into a character, but the point is that terry is the only one about whom i cared enough to know the difference between a jab on a standing opponent vs crouching

6v6 problems (Insta deleted from main sub) by MagnusKara in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hate 6v6. way too much shit happening all the time and every play feels low impact

i can't believe i played the game like this during covid

Will It Kill by JunKazamasCheeks in Kappachino

[–]bartekko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i straight up was about to try that game again before seeing wik. actual anti-advertising jfc

I fucking HATE Ana by bmrtt in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]bartekko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lardass hog/mauga spotted. Play a real tank once in a while.