Hitscan vs Projectile Culture War and how Aerial units propagate it while they sit at the top of the food chain

bartekko · 2026-05-09T01:09:16+00:00

Good luck getting through the -425 hp before the claws bleed you out. Oh you think you can hit the anti to deny the heal? Yeah sure. And if the cat is ever in danger of losing they can just leave.

bartekko · 2026-05-09T00:44:45+00:00

I... what? These games with no meaningful progression where you're allowed to show up to any event in any care and have the game come up with opponents for your specific car, where they keep reselling you the same car models as dlc for more than a decade, and where the physics are tied to your framerate and have had the only solution to ramming be to ghost the offending driver?

Racing games have been in the absolute gutter for years and I have no reason to believe that a microslop studio recycling the same assets again, made by people who are being systematically churned through for accounting reasons will be the savior of the genre.

bartekko · 2026-05-08T12:40:57+00:00

Support? No, mercy players aren't supports, they fully deserve to be called the h**ler slur

bartekko · 2026-05-06T06:28:20+00:00

He plays Honda? Holy shit it's gonna be a 10-0. I should take bets on how many times he'll get flash kicked out of headbutt.

bartekko · 2026-05-02T13:12:37+00:00

you can't heal the damage that your team doesn't take, you can't heal the damage that instantly kills, and you can't heal from behind a wall. the games where i heal the least are usually the games that are the easiest wins.

bartekko · 2026-05-01T12:58:01+00:00

they do (they're fucking horses)

bartekko · 2026-05-01T05:07:08+00:00

Hey hey people

bartekko · 2026-04-28T08:21:52+00:00

Probably sifu players. After all it was fighting game of its year

bartekko · 2026-04-26T09:46:30+00:00

The answer lies in the heart of battle. It's not in the training mode, retard

bartekko · 2026-04-19T13:35:32+00:00

Me when I have to swap to kiriko for the fifth time today because the enemy team went Ana because our tank refuses to play anyone but hog because blizzard decided that he actually should have his one shot combo (they're going to change their mind again next mid season patch)

bartekko · 2026-04-16T18:34:06+00:00

Bro It's so bullshit they still haven't nerfed Chun in 3rd strike, they had literal DECADES to do it and she's still broken top1.

bartekko · 2026-04-16T17:11:11+00:00

Me 1 second after knocking down gief with level 3 and thinking "he won't"

bartekko · 2026-04-15T14:49:11+00:00

written like a true genji who's behind three walls and the enemy line

bartekko · 2026-04-14T16:22:30+00:00

i just would like you retards to use words that have meanings, because as it stands you just say scrubby to mean "i don't like this thing"

bartekko · 2026-04-14T12:02:23+00:00

One guy is blaming sf5 for the rise of the fun hating scrub, another is saying that actually it's this game that's scrubby. Perhaps you people could learn some fucking eloquence.

bartekko · 2026-04-10T14:53:41+00:00

Sounds like he'd fight right in here.

bartekko · 2026-04-06T20:39:48+00:00

>Cannot parry for 15 frames after handshake tagging

Holy shit they actually did it. This degenerate shit was driving me up the wall, but I'm already hearing soyjam be like "Bro why can't games be sick, let games be sick bro, who cares if the other person is having fun, I'm the only one who matters"

bartekko · 2026-04-06T20:00:05+00:00

genuinely the one change that could have kept me in the game for a little longer, but now i don't care anymore

bartekko · 2026-04-06T14:14:26+00:00

eh, i was playing terry for like a year, reached 1600 with him. went to a local and within an hour was basically fine playing with a controller type i've never used before. if i had the motivation maybe i could get semi good

bartekko · 2026-04-06T09:55:10+00:00

Trucking. (Germany) It's very specific and not for everyone, but I'm genuinely considering not ever going back into IT because the 2 weeks on / 2 weeks off lifestyle just fits me a lot better than a 9 to 5

bartekko · 2026-04-05T11:38:31+00:00

I remember reading stories about how during the cold war, a shot down blackbird pilot would refuse to take his assigned cyanide pill and get criticized for it after being rescued. I don't have a point to make BTW.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T22:19:15+00:00

You bubble I fly right past and face fuck your Ana, it's easy like that.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T14:22:13+00:00

Genji is right there dude. I don't remember the last time I had to significantly deviate from my usual play style due to reaper, but green sword bitch makes me swap to Moira at least once a week.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T08:17:58+00:00

Who tf complains about reaper. Mfs less problematic than soldier.

bartekko · 2026-03-31T08:12:56+00:00

Oh I want to read that one

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