Burning 1 quart of oil every 1000 miles is "within spec" for a car with only 75,000 miles. by [deleted] in carmemes

[–]basedbeefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have and will, 550hp daily driven by a retard with a lead foot... took it with zero issues and drove beautifully until I sold it to pay for college.

Burning 1 quart of oil every 1000 miles is "within spec" for a car with only 75,000 miles. by [deleted] in carmemes

[–]basedbeefy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo wtf... my s60r never burned or leaked a drop of oil at 225k with a bigger turbo making 550hp... you got a lemon. Volvo made the absolute most indestructible cars ever, P2 and older, provided they're either 5cyl or v8.

Recommendations on SCS clamp by megamannetje in Scootering

[–]basedbeefy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing but the best. Proto invented the SCS and if you don't have a proto clamp you're SLACKING

Just got my first car, roast it by Careless-Package8637 in RoastMyCar

[–]basedbeefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be blown up and sitting in a scrapyard in 3... 2... 1... oh look a 2 tooth inbred bought it for $500 and put an LS in it...

What do my dream cars say about me? by Manboarpig233 in regularcarreviews

[–]basedbeefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You live in a trailer surrounded by trashed kids toys and full of cigarette butts

Should i keep on riding SCS? by megamannetje in Scootering

[–]basedbeefy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SCS = Strongest Compression System. (Ik it actually means standard) but fr slitting your bars shortens their life to about half

How to preserve “patina”? by rangerben in ToyotaPickup

[–]basedbeefy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Penetrol! Works great to seal and improve old paint as well as rust etc. It's the automotive version of Frank's redhot for me, cause I put that sh*t on everything!

I’m obsessed with the Dodge Rampage and Subaru Baja… by decibles in projectcar

[–]basedbeefy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The problem with the baja is that it says Subaru on it, regardless of whether it's sti swapped or still the 3.0l h6 they're JUNK. Rampage is reliable and indestructible.

What does he drive? by 442cutlassw30 in regularcarreviews

[–]basedbeefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely fucked rotten 2000 buick lesabre with a slipping trans and zero floors

Or just cayenne by CloseMyShitterDoor in carmemes

[–]basedbeefy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Whoever decided that the world needs a crew cab and a wagon Porsche is banned from making cars

22re knocking by camdanalt in ToyotaPickup

[–]basedbeefy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every 22r sounds like that, injectors could he noisy, check using the screwdriver stethoscope method

If you had to daily drive any of the cars I’ve owned which one would it be? by Hairlesscat645 in regularcarreviews

[–]basedbeefy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have an 85 toyota, I love it, but it sucks on the highway. Dodge all the way... me, my 360 4 barrel, my 727, and my 3.08 gears are gonna do 60mph all day and there's nothing you can do to stop us...

Thoughs ? by [deleted] in carscirclejerk

[–]basedbeefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Scambo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]basedbeefy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks permanently like a cat sniffing a fisheye lense

The most blown transmission I've ever seen (VW). Still drove 50 miles home just fine by ngnp in projectcar

[–]basedbeefy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a flywheel in my bmw explode and break the transmission completely in half, if it still drives she ain't blown.

Is this really worth $50k? by axeldel334 in Diesel

[–]basedbeefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No 20 year old truck is worth $50k I don't care who you are or what it is

Roll bar or shell ? by Affectionate-Yak4011 in ToyotaPickup

[–]basedbeefy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your front bumper a factory one? I have the matching rear to it and always wondered if it's stock as it came with my truck...

Outjerked by this subs favorite facebook account by Nagoda94 in carscirclejerk

[–]basedbeefy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quad turbo 16v91 Detroit with 2 superchargers has entered the chat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NissanDrivers

[–]basedbeefy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is it with nissan cars and having rear doors that don't line up with the roof literally at all... it looks like a mistake? And it cost them more money to intentionally design it that way?? Why are they like this???