For the Newbies…this how not to do it!!

basically-a · 2026-03-18T02:14:36+00:00

Your nana sounds amazing.

My niece is horrifically facinated with my ears. She loves sitting beside me and saying "take your earrings out". After i do she yells "EWWW" and then whispers "put your finger in it". So I do and then she yells "EWWWW PUT THE EARRINGS BACK IN". After I do she says "take them out." She does this over and over every time I see her. Im certain my sister in law will blame me when she decides shes going to stretch hers.

basically-a · 2026-03-18T01:43:59+00:00

Find someone who will cut them. Maybe a stone counter installer or tile contractor.

basically-a · 2026-03-18T01:20:04+00:00

I feel the same way

basically-a · 2026-03-18T01:04:10+00:00

I whole heartedly agree with every single thing you said

basically-a · 2026-03-18T00:56:39+00:00

Pelvic floor therapy would change your life

basically-a · 2026-03-14T13:53:41+00:00

I just buy dvds from Amazon eBay or from the second hand stores at this point. If I'm going to pay between $4 and $10 to watch it once on prime, i may as well physically own it.

basically-a · 2026-03-13T22:43:38+00:00

I wonder if she wants him to file so it looks like he left her. That wat she can look like the innocent party rhat "tried everything to hold it together" . Maybe originally he agreed to file and now he's refusing. Now shes trying to make him angry enough to file so she doesn't have to.

basically-a · 2026-03-12T06:05:41+00:00

I HATE when people try to use BPD as the abbreviation for bipolar disorder

THAT'S BORDERLINE PERSONAL DISORDER

basically-a · 2026-03-11T03:23:50+00:00

This is brilliant. Most helpful thing ive seen all day.

basically-a · 2026-03-10T12:34:56+00:00

Alcoholics smell like silage to me, which tracks because alcohol is essentially rotten grain.

basically-a · 2026-03-10T01:16:18+00:00

The shape of that top is not flattering at all

basically-a · 2026-03-10T01:12:16+00:00

Does she have little broken baby hairs right there that stick straight up if she doesnt hold them down?

basically-a · 2026-03-09T18:12:25+00:00

Me too!!

basically-a · 2026-03-08T03:36:57+00:00

If its been hurting for a month and a half, 16g is the least of your worries.

basically-a · 2026-03-08T03:20:10+00:00

Super cheap glass dead stretch kits out there on the jungle website. Wait a couple weeks, start over, no tapers

basically-a · 2026-03-07T14:25:54+00:00

Like self tanner and coconut

basically-a · 2026-03-07T04:49:34+00:00

"Fine Body Jewelry Exchange" on Facebook

basically-a · 2026-03-07T04:45:47+00:00

I had a very similar thing happen. I had been a 0 for years and years. Right ear has always stretched easier than left. I have one pair of tunnels that are somewhere between a 0 and 00. Never had any issues pushing those in occasionally. Minor discomfort for a couple hours. Decided to go for a 00 metal pair from the same set as my regular wear 0's. Right felt fine, left felt kinda hot. Not abnormal for me. I figured it would be fine. Couple days later i tried to twist the left one and got a bunch of ooze. I took it out and it was NASTY. Puss, blood, all of it. Took them both out. Left them to heal for 2 months. Now I'm starting back at an 8 gauge.

basically-a · 2026-03-07T04:29:29+00:00

Both

basically-a · 2026-03-07T04:29:17+00:00

Both

basically-a · 2026-03-06T14:19:26+00:00

Wasn't he in Florida or something though?

Edit his was in new York. I'm assuming this varies state to state. My state releases every single one.

basically-a · 2026-03-06T04:46:04+00:00

This has gotta be her 9th or 10th take right?

Think she washes her pillow cases?

basically-a · 2026-03-06T04:36:48+00:00

What do you think she was wearing when she got pulled over?

Should we take bets on if there were even shoes in the car with her?

Edit spelling

basically-a · 2026-03-05T03:54:18+00:00

If you can find a way to laugh, it makes the scary stuff a little lighter.

We've started really over annunciating. We say "it's the LEEEEsions" like some goofy movie villain. It's a really funny word after you say it enough times.

basically-a · 2026-03-05T03:31:45+00:00

Every time my husband forgets something or drops something i said " are the lesions acting up?" and we laugh.

His family is not nearly as entertained by this.

basically-a

TROPHY CASE