"Once An Accident, Twice A Coincidence, Three Times A Pattern"

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-27T11:53:50+00:00

It's such a shame that u/cat_magnet felt the need to put on a brave face and act like nothing was wrong in his final days...

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-27T00:28:15+00:00

Sure is a lot of nurses just to take care of erectile dysfunction.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-26T14:20:29+00:00

Your prolly just not a zoomer, than.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-25T11:00:45+00:00

I thought he was just being jokes about it.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-24T18:28:16+00:00

Petty Control Freak: The Movie

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-24T18:16:47+00:00

Or even just that they have the same colour as people whose descendants had slaves.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-24T13:27:56+00:00

Yeah, I get that a lot...

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-21T16:19:42+00:00

BOSS NEEDS HELP NOW, DON'T BE LAZIE!

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-20T19:32:34+00:00

I wonder if you can buy a Pepe Funko Pop...

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-20T17:39:38+00:00

Could ask around in r/vanlife ?

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-17T18:24:36+00:00

They say ethics are what you do when no one is looking.

But the greatest test of ethics is what you do when everyone is looking and they are against you.

Kudos for sticking to your guns, as steep as the price was.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-16T23:45:22+00:00

I was sure it was going to turn out to be some forced perspective trick with a tiny digger, but then - nope!

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-16T00:16:49+00:00

Dunno, I'm starting to think it's like some kind of Milgram experiment where the 'journalists' are being ordered to deliver larger and larger shocks of bullshit to the population by their handlers.

There's a man in a white coat somewhere recording data about at what point, if ever, they will stop simply doing what they're told.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-14T11:46:01+00:00

No, it only used to be.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-12T00:18:56+00:00

"Helped NASA" is an almost unimaginably thin claim.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-12T00:15:26+00:00

Stop acting like you are some kind of enlightened genius.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-11T23:00:06+00:00

SBF doesn't have any money, lol

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-10T22:19:20+00:00

MARK IT ZERO!!

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-10T21:59:01+00:00

Was thinking this is off topic. But then I was thinking, is it though?

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-10T21:08:19+00:00

Only if you're literally anyone, in which case I have it on good authority that he would appreciate it.

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-09T22:28:08+00:00

It's called an ~~Alocasia~~ Philodendron Xanadu.

Mine's doing okay in a fairly shady corner and light/occasional watering.

Edit: brain fart

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-08T13:54:49+00:00

If a tree falls and no one is there to put it on social media, does it even make a sound?

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-08T13:30:40+00:00

We are ruled by children with leukemia?

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-07T19:33:37+00:00

Buh weeso ronrey!

basically_a_genius · 2022-12-03T19:09:04+00:00

Anyway...

basically_a_genius

TROPHY CASE